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[intro: pez, partner & eso]
pez: “hey babe, where’s all the nappies and sh_t?”
partner: “they’re always in the nappy bag, babe. see ya!”
pez: _sighs_ “uhhh…”

[phone_dial tone]

eso: “pezola!”
pez: “s_dog, what’s goin’, mate? i’m on daddy_day_care again.”
eso: “say less then bruz, see you soon.”

[verse 1: pez & eso]
yo, i can’t leave the crib, i’m on house arrest
in my [?], i’m chillin’ out with zeph
i better not fall asleep on the couch, ’cause bet
my little g’s gonna leave the whole house a mess

yeah, ’cause when their mom’s out, man, this sh_t is intense
it turned into mayhem from the minute she left
my little one just went and p_ssed in our bed
then she laughed and just blamed her invisible friend

so who’s the greatest dad?
it must be us, pez
i’m pretty sure that we are, that’s what the cup says (f_ck yes)
and it’s great playin’ dress_ups, i wish i wasn’t always in a dress but (comfy)
yeah, i’m coming to grips with being bossed around by a couple of kids
i can’t lie, it’s the funniest sh_t
being king of the castle, but you’re somebody’s b_tch

[chorus: pez & eso]
they try to tell me all the things i can’t do (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
i watch cartoons all day, so ain’t nothing new (woah_oh_oh_oh)
still buy my nikes, i just buy them for two (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
they think it’s funny, but the dad joke’s on you (woah_oh_oh_oh)
the dad joke’s on you

[verse 2: eso]
these other rap dudes
are probably out there pickin’ up a chick from tinderin a mid_sedan (hey babe)
instead, i’m down here pickin’ up the kids from kinder in a minivan (ughh)
nah, i’m only kidding, i’ve been lovin’ every minute of it ever since i’ve been a dad
yeah, i get to role_play with ’em for the whole day like a tripper, man
it’s friggen mad
we did some bakin’ today and they made me a dish in the shape of a rainbow (thanks guys)
i love the flavour of cake, but it tastes like sh_t when it’s made out of play_doh

yo, and after i rock the stage you probably think that i drink and get off my face
but nah bro, that is not the case
i’m buildin’ pillow forts and throwin’ sock grenades

i throw the loafers on my feet, paw patrol is on repeat
my boy’s incredible like jack_jack and like that, my boys are big
[chorus: pes & eso]
they try to tell me all the things i can’t do (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
i watch cartoons all day, so ain’t nothing new (woah_oh_oh_oh)
still buy my nikes, i just buy them for two (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
they think it’s funny, but the dad joke’s on you (woah_oh_oh_oh)
the dad joke’s on you

[interlude: pez & kids]
pez: “yeah, so, uh… why did the scarecrow win an award?”
kids: “uhh, i don’t know, why?”
pez: “’oh, cause he was _out_standing_ in his field.”
kid: “haha, dad!”

[verse 3: pez & eso]
yeah, and just to give you a visual
it’s hard to write rhymes when he’s twisting my nipples
for peace of mind, man, i’m gripping these crystals
’cause when i swim with him, he takes a sh_t in the kids’ pool
and i ain’t tellin’ no lies ’bout no heavy old guy
santa claus ain’t gettin’ credit for presents i buy (from dad)
yeah, when pez and eso drive by
all you rappers talkin’ chatter, man, it’s beddy bye_byes

yeah, but while these lads walk out
they’re performing and showing their abs off
we’re lucky, because now i’m like
“f_ck working out i can walk around at shows with a dad bod.”
[chorus: pez & eso]
they try to tell me all the things i can’t do (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
i watch cartoons all day, so ain’t nothing new (woah_oh_oh_oh)
still buy my nikes, i just buy them for two (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
they think it’s funny, but the dad joke’s on you (woah_oh_oh_oh)

they try to tell me all the things i can’t do (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
i watch cartoons all day, so ain’t nothing new (woah_oh_oh_oh)
still buy my nikes, i just buy them for two (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
they think it’s funny, but the dad joke’s on you (woah_oh_oh_oh)
the dad joke’s on you

- pez

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