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perp_7 - fishing wizard كلمات الأغنية

dear wife
i know you don’t want me to leave
but, i don’t love you anymore
i’m running out of v__gr_ potions
and i can’t make my staff work anymore
ah f_ck it
she’ll never listen
i’ll just go fishing again

i told the mages guild i was working on my cast
but, i did not tell ‘em what kind
oh, i told my witch wife i was going to the bank
but, i did not tell her what kind
oh, let me be frank
at the riverbank, imma crank my rod to k!ll some time
‘cause i’m a f_cking wizard

yeah_e_yeah_e_yeah_e_yeah
i battle a beast using my lightning
and i battle a bass with my toughest lining
but, at the end of the day i ask my crystal ball
am i really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?

i told grandmaster hank i was going to the bank
but, i did not tell him what kind
i ain’t got no license so i hope the feds don’t mind or else i’ll probably be fined
i go out fly fishing and flying at the same time
wizard by daytime, fisher by night time
i catch a little guy who’s coated in slime
and cast a spell that’s considered a f_cking war crime
my old witch left me like a catch and release
i smited that b_tch with a gallon of mercury
i use my crankbait, these fish i’m summoning
i use my jerkbait until i‘m chumming
i_i_i just want to live my life
i_i_i can’t escape my wife
i just want to be free
i wish…
i wish it was just the fish and me
but these cod are no match for my rod
(yeah_e_yeah_e_yeah_e_yeah)

i battle a beast using my lightning
and i battle a bass with my toughest lining
but, at the end of the i ask crystal my ball
am i really any more than a magician addicted to alcohol?
but, i think the answer’s that i truly am
because i can ride a dragon as well as i can reel in salmon
but, i drink a magical beer and comb my grey beard
that’s when i hooked her in, lined her up
and sank my wand into her b_tt

and now…
i_i_i just want to live my life
i_i_i can’t escape my wife
i just want to be free
i wish…
i wish it was just the fish and me
but, it never will be

- perp_7

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