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paul shapera - helen's hell hags كلمات الأغنية

[da floozy]
okay, you’s all ready? joki you gotta wear pants or a dress or somethin’ not everybody needs to see your goblin hoo_ha!
okay, get ready everyone _ here we go!

heya! floozy here!
i wanna talk to you’s about my amazing group of friends and our fun and exciting super group we got!
helen’s h_ll hags!

[all]
we’re helen’s h_ll hags, we’re ready to fight
we’re helen’s h_ll hags, if you can’t be nice
we’re gonna take you and stick your tush down
unpack your trauma till you’re turned around

we’re helen’s h_ll hags, coming for the bad guys
we’re helen’s h_ll hags, cause it’s therapy time
we’re gonna make you unpack your trauma today
acknowledge your emotions and send you on your way

[da floozy]
so my name is da floozy heya!

[shira]
hi i’m shira!

[galaxy the witch]
i’m galaxy the witch!
[joki the goblin]
i’m joki the goblin! my mom was ryvyr

[buffy rabbit]
_inaudible mumbling_

[da floozy] (spoken)
and that’s buffy rabbit! he don’t talk so good but that’s okay we love him anyway
we protect people from abusers. we try it the nice way, but if they don’t wanna listen we dish out the tough love!

okay gang, one more chorus before we get started!

[da floozy] (spoken)
okay gang, we’re picking up a distress call from a nearby narrative! we got a girl in trouble! let’s skedaddle!
__
look at what you ma_ma_ma_ma_made me do. [x3]
look at what you made me do
imma give it to you!
___

[shira] (spoken)
let’s kick this guy’s ass!

[galaxy the witch]
i got a spell that’ll make his sphincter itchy for a month!

[joki the goblin]
i love violence!

[da floozy]
ah, hang on gals! we gotta give him a chance to grow!
okay bub, either you agree to a sittin’ circle or we’re gonna torch ya tushy!

[guy]
ah okay i’ll try the sittin’ circle. but i don’t like you dames!

[galaxy the witch]
sit down buddy, before you give me an excuse to_

[da floozy]
sittin’ circle time!!!!
[guy mumbling]
okay…
well sure that’s understandable!
[mumblings turns to sobbing]
oh this is just a lot to unload i get it! no! you got a lot of baggage let it out! let it out!

[da floozy] (singing)
cry, cry child
cry, cry child
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry
cry, cry child

[da floozy] (speaking)
okay gang! he’s uncovered some of his trauma and unconcious triggers and agreed to continue therapy with a licensed therapist! our work here is done! let’s go gang!

[joki the goblin]
i was hoping for violence

[da floozy]
hang on gang, we got a distress call coming in from a frat house in sector five!

[shira]
uh_oh

[galaxy the witch]
maybe there’ll be alcohol!

[joki the goblin]
i love alcohol!

[galaxy the witch]
i thought you loved violence

[joki the goblin]
i love violence and alcohol, i’m well rounded!

[da floozy]
let’s go gang!

[dude bro]
yo, super chicks! me and my dude bro were having a kgegger and respectfully conversing with these two lovely ladies in hopes of recieving their consenting romantic affections, when this ufo appeared and beamed my dude bro up and took him away! ya gotta help him!

[shira]
aliens? cool

[joki the goblin]
how are we gonna get to their sp_ceship?

[galaxy the witch]
my coven mother taught me a bunch of spells from h_ll, i have one that’ll get us right up there!

[da floozy]
let’s get ’em!

[galaxy the witch]
oh my god, aliens

[shira]
are they gonna stick that tube up his b_tt?

[da floozy]
stop that right now aliens!

[aliens]
_alien noises of protest_

[da floozy]
i don’t care! you can not put things up people’s bums without consent!

[joki the goblin]
can we beat them up?

[shira]
oh yes let’s beat them up i always wanted to battle aliens!

[da floozy]
hang on gang, we gotta give them a chance to repent and grow!

[all]
n’awwww!

[da floozy]
how’s about it aliens? either you agree for a sittin’ circle or my team here is gonna wipe the walls of this ship with ya!

[aliens]
_alien noises of agreeing to a sittin’ circle_

[da floozy]
they agreed!

[all]
n’awwwww cr_p goddamit

[da floozy]
joki scat while we get the circle seated!

[joki the goblin]
_immaculate scatting sk!lls_

[da floozy]
cry, cry child
cry, cry child
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry on me
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry on me

[da floozy]
woah, we got another call comin’ in!

[galaxy the witch]
wow, busy day

[shira]
alright let’s get ’em!

[da floozy]
oh my god, it’s a white supremacist ralley!

[white supremacist]
well lookey here, we got ourselves a bunch of censored and censored

[shira]
guess we gotta do a sittin’ circle

[galaxy the witch]
guess we gotta give em a chance to grow

[da floozy]
ah screw that! let’s just kick their hineys!

[all]
yeeeeeey!

[joki the goblin]
i love violence!

_awesome instrumental of the h_ll hags kicking ass_

[da floozy]
buffy rabbit you can’t stick the entire flag up his_ oh, i guess you can!

[galaxy the witch]
explosive diarrhea spell!

[shira]
kiss my sweet ass you nasty douchenozzle!

[joki the goblin]
i love violence!

_more awesome instrumental_

[da floozy]
good work gang! and to all of you out there _ we love you! and you are valid! you gotta be good to others and that starts with self care! examine your actions, forgive your younger self and take care of your mental and emotional health! somewhere deep in there, there’s a child who needs to have a good cry. it’s okay to let it out!

[da floozy]
cry, cry child
cry, cry child
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry on me
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry on me
oh whoa cry, baby, cry on me
cry, baby, cry on me
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry
cry, baby, cry on me
cry, cry child
cry, cry child
cry now, baby, cry
cry now, baby, cry
cry on me

- paul shapera

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