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parodocity - [gay parody] jack the ripper vs hannibal lecter كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
jack the ripper!
versus!
hannibal lecter!
begin!

[jack the ripper]
oi mate, pass the d_cker, it’s jack the stripper
jack the fapper, cummin’ in you way before the dawn of tinder
i’m a human who makes you h_rny, f_cking guys you’ll leave ’em moaning
when my cum drops upon your eyes, you’ll find my d_ck appalling
an infamous, notorious delinquent
there isn’t a h0m__er thing than putting your fat d_ck in my _n_s
i got a hard kn_b, beware if you’re a common jock
or at late night you may find me l!cking on your c_ck
not keen to leave until i’m b_lls deep and i make you sob
gonna leave you on your bl__dy knees just to make you slob
i know you can’t switch with me, ’cause i stay on top
my raps are like the way you eat my meat, cumming hot

[hannibal lecter]
jack, you’re a f_ggot, h0m_s_xual
you haven’t cummed in me once because of your empty t_st_cl_s
pity your d_ck wasn’t worth a drop in my jacket
quit jacking off in my mouth and put your whole d_ck in my ass, man
and catch what the iller xenogender can deliver
rhymes finer than my fluid i will leave in your liver
but the smell of your putrid b_lls makes me want to shiver
cause your british body’s covered in more jizz than kitty litter
you raped men when they wouldn’t give you attention
while i get blown every hour by all my simps, man
but these days your wee shaft is all that’s even blown
and you didn’t even cum inside my ass on your own
[jack the ripper]
i’m g_y! you’ll find me f_ckin’ g_y ass dudes in brothels
while you only jizz inside the facets of your father
you were pegged for ages inside your assh0l_
contained within a cage while playing as a dog
while i never got f_cked
so who’s the superior s_m_n spiller, f_ggot lecter?
i’m still cummed on, you’re forgotten
people these days are f_cking dexter
so god protect ya from your ass i’ve spread apart
i’m f_cking guys in london, f_ck the h0m_s_xual bombers!

[hannibal lecter]
no, no, jack, you missed my eye!
come fist in my ass until a straight lie
how typical of jack the ripper to chase my fat c_ck
pick ray liotta’s b_lls and ask him how i get off
i’m the bon vivant of f_ggots, slashing gynecologists
who d_cks the highest society to the sound of their moanings
don’t get me wrong, i’d l!ck both your b_lls like my hibachi
but for a s_m_n spiller, you’re as tasteless as a bowl of kashi
you prey on my assh0l_ and play with my body
i don’t mind that you’re naughty jack, i hate that you’re sloppy
barney, take me back to solitary confinement
cause his dirty little b_lls has just been dried up!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeeeeeee_ [scream] _pic rap battles of history!

- parodocity

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