parliament of fools - wtfm (intro) كلمات الأغنية
[radio noise]
[news broadcast: reporter johnson, mooses column, ]
h_llo every_!
_come back from the break everyone, i’m_
_johnson, coming to you live from w_
_t_
_oy band sensation parliament of fools will reportedly be receiving their court verdict in the coming_
_are minutes away from knowing the jury’s verdict in the ongoing case against the fools following the assault allegations pledged against them in early_
_en tishkoff reportedly engaged in a bar brawl which left several injured and_
_the owner even going on record to say that the damage done to the location is _
_disproved by multiple record low bac tests_
how does that even happen?!?
the band was released on bail later that night, using the profits from their newly released album to stay out of jail until late august_
_suddenly stopped paying, citing spotify revenue splits as the_
_of options and with nowhere left to turn, the fools would then rush to release their “summer single_”
_clearly a desperate attempt to get enough money to pay bail, however_
_backfired again after the bizarre decision to include rather incriminating audio recordings from the night of the alleged crime in the form of a chorus_
_held in jail ever since. the trial has been ongoing since october 27th and progressed at a snail’s pace due to the lack of cooperation from the defe_
hold on, they’re announcing the verdict! give us a second to tune y’all in!
[trial recording: judge oliver, charlie, ]
_sighs_ here we go
objection your honor, hearsay
that’s not applicable here mr. hartenstein
overruled your honor
_sighs_ you’re unbelievably lucky i’m too tired to deal with you four right now, because if i had half a mind i’d hold all of you in contempt until the day i_
_shuffles papers._ mr. waugh, the jury has found you and your compatriots guilty. you’ve been sentenced to…(unintelligible). you will be assigned to…
um, objection again your honor, we actually plead insanity
you know what?! f_ck it! i’m assigning you four to christian st. peter psychiatric hospital, and you will stay there until you’re ready to act like f_cking adults! never, in my 47 years of practice have i ever seen something like this! you four are the most ill_mannered, narcissistic, disrespectful defendants i have ever had the displeasure of working with! i mean, i wouldn’t be surprised if the raccoon looking one f_cked ducks in his free time, that’s just the kind of little weasels you four_!
[news broadcast: reporter johnson]
holy..! well you heard it here first folks, the fools are_
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