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original broadway cast of shrek: the musical - story of my life lyrics
[guard]
alright, when i call your name, step forward
pinocchio, the puppet
[pinocchio]
i’m not a puppet
i’m a real boy
[guard]
that’s your patch of mud down there
[pinocchio]
oh, dumped on a swamp
man i tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap
life is disappointing
woe is what i know
outed by my nose
that’s just how it goes
for poor pinocchio
story of my life
always doomed to fail
cheated by a fox
swallowed by a whale
that’s the story of my life, oh yeah
that’s the story of my life
[shoemaker’s elf]
strife is never ending
[guard]
peter pan
[peter pan]
banished
from the town
[guard]
ugly duckling
[ugly duckling]
they dragged me from the pond
[fairy godmother]
they broke my magic wand
[three little pigs]
they blew our condos down
[guard]
wicked witch
[wicked witch]
life is but a witch hunt
[mama bear]
mama’s in the mud
mama’s in distress
[mad hatter]
they ridiculed my hat
[three little pigs]
they said that we were fat
[big bad wolf]
they tore my cotton granny dress
and called me a hot and tranny mess
[guard]
sugar plum fairy
[all]
story of my life
booted from the ball
told to go away
[humpty dumpty]
tumbled off a wall
[all]
but that’s the story of my life
[guard]
you’re late rabbit
[white rabbit]
that’s the story of my life
[guard]
have fun you guys
[all]
that’s the story of my life
[guard]
and remember
if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed
[all]
i always dreamed i’d get a happy ending
[wicked witch]
and this right here, not how it goes
[all]
i always dreamed i’d get an ever after
if this is it, it blows
it blows
it blows
it blows
[pinocchio]
this is worse than the time i caught dutch elm’s disease in tijuana
[all]
story of my life
all the wasted prayers
all the broken dreams
[three bears]
all the broken chairs
[all]
all the damage done
[three bears]
all the busted beds
[all]
all the shattered falls
[three bears]
and the porridge on our heads
[all]
that’s the story of my life, yes sir
that’s the story of my life, oy vey
that’s the story of my
life
[pinocchio]
cr-p
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