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and so uh
me and my friend

uh, t_the classic thing where me and my friend would, uh
i would go over to his house, we would like, y’know play videogames watch a movie, we’re good friends, we would hang out

this friend, this friend likes to do a lot of marijuana
i, i am less experienced in marijuana than this friend

so, this friend, he goes, “yo, let’s do some liquid edibles, they’re very cool, this bottle, it’s one hundred milligrams”
and i’m like “whoa bro, that’s kinda insane, that’s like way too much edibles”
and he’s like, “nah, we’ll split it, that’s way better”
i’ve done a hundred before and it was not a good experience, it was very bad, i swore to never do more than that ever again
and he was like “nah dude it’s fifty, it’s cool”
and i was like “alright, we’ll try it, we’ll do fifty”

pretty much like the whole night was very like, progressively more and more like, losing cohesion, which is pretty normal, but it was like so extreme that i like kinda like passed out again, which also happened the last time i was doing, doing that much edibles

but the real kicker, was the morning, the morning when i woke up from the, the night before, this morning, um, i’m on his, on his couch bed, a really uncomfortable couch bed that has this seam in the middle that brings your ass up and it’s uncomfortable

i’m, i’m on my side, i’m feeling excruciating pain in my stomach and like guts, and i’m like “oh this is very uncomfortable, i’m not, this is like, bad”
i roll over, i feel it all move to the other side of my guts, and i’m like like “oh, this doesn’t feel good either, i really hope i can fall back asleep because this is really uncomfortable” and it started getting worse so i’m like “f_ck”

it’s like eight a.m. my friends asleep, he doesn’t sleep very well, i don’t want to wake him up
so i go to his bathroom, in his bathroom, i like hobble to the toilet, and i’m like, okay maybe this is like a sh_t that i need to get out of my body

sitting on the toilet, i’m like, as i’m going to the toilet, it like, i’m like, like losing like circulation to my head, like i’m like, i’m like going out, it’s like i’m feeling like kinda like, feeling like, kinda like i’m boutta pass out

i get to the toilet, i sit down and i’m like phew, that was really hard, this is like, bad

i’m on the toilet, pants down, ass on the toilet, and i’m like, i need to get this out of my body, i like can feel the sh_t moving out of my body, and i’m like this need to exit now, and it doesn’t want to

so i, i’m fighting this sh_t beast within me for what feels like twenty minutes, the entire time i’m like feeling blood leave my head, like i’m feeling like i’m about to pass out, and i’m like “f_ck”

i don’t want to die like elvis, i don’t want to die on the toilet, so i’m like on this toilet, like, fighting this demon within me, and at one point, like, you know, some sh_t comes out, some sh_t comes out, i’m winning, i’m winning this battle

but then, i’m like losing like blood in my brain so much that it’s like hard for me to breathe and i’m like, i’m like gasping for air in like, in this like, turmoil of a situation
and i’m like sitting there, i’m like trying to use the walls to keep me up, because i’m like, if i don’t get this sh_t out of me, i’m like, not gonna happen, i’m not gonna bring it back

so i uh, i like, use all of my will to like push out the last little bit of sh_t, and then i, and then i like release and i’m like, “i’m gonna pass out right now”

so um, like, sh_t ass, no pants on, like i can see my hands are like pale, i can feel that like my tongue dry, i can feel, i can see my vision is going out

i sit on, i like hop off the toilet, um like barely able to keep my balance, lay on the ground, and i’m just sitting there like, “please blood just return to my head please”

and luckily um, some of the blood returns to my head, and i’m like, “okay, it’s not gonna be elvis, it’s gonna be okay, we’re not gonna die on the toilet”

i like, and some of the blood returns to my head, and i’m like, “oh i know what i need, i just had like a bunch of edibles last night and i didn’t drink enough water,” so i go ahead to the sink and i drink a bunch of water

and then i, and like, the blood, since it returned to my head, that gave me enough to get me to the sink, and then i drank enough of water, and i was like, it pretty much recovered me, and i felt way better, and then i got back to the toilet, wiped my ass, and then i went back to the room, and then i layed on his bed, for another, until he woke up, and then i told him this story

wow

- oats n goats

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