nofx - my vagina lyrics
my v-g-n- has two set of lips,
but i don’t get monthly blood drips,
my v-g-n- hardly even used
my v-g-n- got lots of extra skin,
they took my outtie and made it an in,
turned donnie into marie osmond
operation, successful,
but now i gotta pee,
thru a miniature hole,
got to remember,
to put the seat down,
and when i wipe my -ss,
i go from to back,
cause i don’t wanna bladder infection,
[original: i never thought i’d miss my vast difference]
[correction: i never though, i’d miss my vas deferens]
i traded in for a pair of huge cans,
now i ge
t to hang with lesbians,
operation paid up front,
now i show all my friends,
my new designer c-nt,
they think i’m kinda weird,
but that’s ok with me,
cause now i kick their -ss,
hitting from the ladies tee,
there’s nothing finer than having a v-g-n-
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