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ninja sex party - unicorn wizard (2024 remaster) كلمات الأغنية

[intro: danny s_xbang]
sometimes, i wish
i was even more awesome
than i already am
what would my life be like
if i turned that sh_t up to eleven
out of a possible five?
ninja brian, hand me my cloak
and my staff, and my h_rn
and that thermos of soup
i’m hungry but also thirsty
and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time__
let’s go! woo!

[verse 1: danny s_xbang]
riding straight out of your imagination
using my magic to fight against crime
destroying evil with powers most awesome
protecting the weak almost all of the time
but not on sundays, game of thrones is on
now is the time for a man of conviction
the world needs a hero and i am that guy

[interlude: danny s_xbang, kristen acimovic]
look! who is that maskеd man?
that’s ninja brian but shut up about him
let’s focus on me, becausе
[chorus: danny s_xbang]
i am the unicorn wizard
riding for justice on a comet of stars
with the help of my sidekick, princess handjob
i’m more awesome and smarter than i already are
i am the unicorn wizard
my spells are amazing and my reflexes quick
my h_rn is my strength and my strength is my power
and my power is my h_rn and my h_rn is my d_ck

[interlude: danny s_xbang]
here’s your opportunity to stop listening
if this song got too amazing for you
no? okay

[verse 2: danny s_xbang]
my life is a party, the guests are supermodels
operation: i rule is a total success
each day, i invent a new form of karate
that changes the way that j_pan views the west
now that’s progress! どういたしまして!
then, we retire to the chamber of passion
and bathe in a pool of strawberries and cream
the strawberries rub and exfoliate gently
the cream travels places you can’t even dream
[interlude 3: danny s_xbang, kristen acimovic]
ugh, i think i just dreamed it
how was it? amazing?
uhh
you mean “uhh_stounding”? yeah, you did

[chorus: danny s_xbang]
i am the unicorn wizard
just like danny s_xbang, i’m handsome and strong
with the help of my h_llhounds, tinkles and gary
we punish the wicked then break into song
i am the unicorn wizard
a superhero for the entire human race
my wand casts a spell that will unlock the door
and the wand is my junk and the door is your face

[outro: danny s_xbang, rachel bitney wecht]
danny, danny, wake up!
oh, oh, oh hey, mom. i had the craziest dream!
i was the unicorn wizard!
aww, shut up
unicorn wizard!
i said “shut up”
you shut up

- ninja sex party

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