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ninja sex party - no reason boner (2024 remaster) كلمات الأغنية

[intro: danny s_xbang]
this song is about a problem that i have
frequently

[verse 1: danny s_xbang]
there are three, three, three kinds of erections
some are s_xual, some occur during
periods of nervous tension
but there’s a mysterious third kind
that no one really understands
it happens when your shlong decides
to take matters into its own hands

[chorus: danny s_xbang]
no reason b_n_r
no reason b_n_r
it baffles scientists
no reason b_n_r

[verse 2: danny s_xbang]
this morning, i was having breakfast
at the midtown diner
the bagel was delicious
and the coleslaw couldn’t be finer
got a weird look from the waitress
when i asked her for the check
i looked down and realized
i was one hundred percent erect
[chorus: danny s_xbang]
no reason b_n_r
no reason b_n_r
i like coleslaw, but not that much
no reason b_n_r

[skit 1: danny s_xbang, brian wecht]
hi! welcome to the post office
thanks! i just need to mail this package
no problem, just place it on the scale
sure thing!
oh! oh, god! i, i can’t right now!
why not?
i, i have to go. i have a, uh, doctor’s appointment at the dentist’s!

[verse 3: danny s_xbang]
now, things are a little awkward
between my mailman and i
that was not my best lie
i was just covering up for my

[chorus: danny s_xbang]
no reason b_n_r
no reason b_n_r
that was the wrong kind of package to mail
no reason b_n_r
[skit 2: danny s_xbang, brian wecht]
hi! welcome to the zoo!
great! i love the zoo! look at all those monkeys!
actually, those technically aren’t monkeys, they’re macaques
wow! macaque’s really hairy!
uh, so, what time does the zoo close?
about eight o’clock
great! that gives me a chance to_ oh god
oh, not, not now! not in front of the children!
why have you forsaken me, lord!?

[bridge: danny s_xbang]
this is no laughing matter
this is not some kind of game
i can tuck away my johnson
but i can never tuck away the shame
it can happen anytime
it can happen anywhere
when the loch ness monster
decides he wants to randomly come up for air

[chorus: danny s_xbang]
no reason b_n_r, oh!
no reason b_n_r
you’re ruining my life
no reason b_n_r
[outro: danny s_xbang & brian wecht]
no reason b_n_r
no reason b_n_r
why?
b_n_r

- ninja sex party

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