ninja sex party - courtship of the mermaid lyrics
[verse 1]
once upon a morning dawn
ninja brian and i happened upon a gold pond
in a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon
a bold sight so fair, see there
beneath the blue waterfall, a mermaid was swimming
and my heart, enthralled, became lost
in the beautiful lines of her face
her every little movement was exquisite grace
i trembled in silence at the love of my life
such a delicate moment, i must play this just right
[chorus]
“hey, do you want pizza?” i screamed loud as sh-t
then i grabbed a whole pizza, threw the f-ck out of it
it soared through the air like some pizza–ss doves
now marvel and witness the glory of love
[spoken interlude]
here comes the pizza!
[verse 2]
the mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
for she’d noticed not my love letter of cheese
i don’t see how i may get her soul to listen
like sunlight, she shines
like crystals, she glistens
i need to dream an ingenious new scheme
so this angel shall open her heart to me
[chorus]
“more pizza, brian!” with onions and ham, too
now coat me in pizza, and throw me, godd-mn you!
as choirs of angels sing out to the sky
in a cheese crust of p-ssion, my true love shall fly
[spoken outro]
ah, my legs!
god, they’re definitely broken!
oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared
he’s brought the mermaid filet mignon, brian
that’s a clearly superior dish
now they’re boning, wow, that was fast
hold on, i’m gonna try to hop over and tell her i love her
ah!
can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
no? cool
f-ck you guys
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