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ninja sex party - 6969 (2021) كلمات الأغنية

[narrator] somewhere deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens drifts a planet called simply “earth”
and among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet are two incredible heroes, destined to save the future from itself

[danny s_xbang] hey ninja brian, i made a time machine sp_ceship. you… wanna go on it?
[ninja brian] …
[dan] yeah, okay cool

soaring through the galaxy, the stars and sky align
the speed of light’s for p_ssies; we’re going at thе speed of brian
flying towards the s_xual peak of history and timе
computer, set a s_xy course for the s_xiest year
(uhn!)

sixty_nine
sixty_nine
(sixty_nine) i’ve got my sp_ce suit
(sixty_nine) and ninety pounds of sp_ce lube

crossing through into a f_ckin’ worm hole beyond the milky way
that sh_t’s far
to a time on earth so far into the future where everyone gets laid
twice as hard
we’re n0ble knights of honor on a fierce and sultry b_tt crusade
here we are!

open the bay doors and let’s live the dream
give the world a double team
i bet it’s a billion person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream
wait, this place isn’t s_xy at all!
and this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed

i can’t believe my eyes, but it’s a world without s_x
everyone here just wears full length pants and loose fitting turtlenecks
men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance
without the thrill of boning, what is life?
we must speak to the council of d_ck elders tonight

[dan] excuse me, d_ck elders?
[d_ck elder michael starr] what do you want?
[dan] i know it’s most unusual to come before you so
but the planet earth sucks b_lls now that no one’s allowed to bone
we’ve come from the past to introduce you to ass
[d_ck elder] wait! you’re ninja s_x party! you will ruin our plans!
guards! sound the alarms!
if people have s_x, they’ll break our thousand_year spell
there will be a revolution, and they’ll think for themselves
we control this planet of unsatisfied wood
why does being evil always feel so d_mn good?

[dan] f_ck that bullsh_t, we’ll make it right
get ready for a s_xy fight
my d_ck’s the spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite (tonight)
we’re taking flight, we have to find a girl
[d_ck elder] shoot the f_cking lasers!
shoot the f_cking lasers at ’em!
[dan] show her what it means to love, and fix this broken world
[d_ck elder] all the f_ckin lasers!
all the f_ckin lasers at ’em!
[dan] a new s_x king will rule; let the b_n_r banners be unfurled
[dan] ninja brian, look at that girl with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair. i’m immediately in love!

(sixty_nine) she spent her life all alone
(sixty_nine) wanna take her to the bone zone
(sixty_nine) make her feel the pleasure
(sixty_nine) of my naughty treasures

i can’t believe my eyes, but you’re the girl of my dreams
let’s both tear all of our clothes off like two pants_hating wolverines
the love we make will save the earth from this oppressive d_ck regime

we’re having s_x now
to change the world!
you brought three friends now
oh sh_t, they’re girls!

i think it’s obvious that people liked our s_xy show
multi_billion person orgy has broken out all across the globe
the human race, much like my junk, will now be free to grow

but what about the elders?
we tore their world to shreds
maybe they’ll be cool with it
oh hey, d_ck elders! how’s it goin’?

[d_ck elder] you two are f_cking dead!
[dan] so much for that, it’s time to put on pants
and run away from their death army which is starting to advance
[d_ck elder] shoot the f_ckin’ lasers!
way more f_ckin’ lasers at ’em!
[dan] we can’t die, we are way too young
and there are so many girls to ball
[d_ck elder] shoot the f_ckin’ lasers!
way more f_ckin’ lasers at ’em!
[dan] but now we’re cornered with our backs against the wall!

[d_ck elder] it’s over, danny s_xbang! your time has come!
but first, we’re gonna take care of your ninja friend, here!
(slash) aaaaaaahhhhh!
[dan] godd_mn, brian, you k!lled them all
now the empire will fall
i have to say in retrospect that was easier than i thought!
oh yeah!

our work here’s done, the future is secure
but my girl and i have one last farewell slam just to be sure
for underneath those rockin’ b00bs lies a heart that is so pure
take care of this world for me, my darling, i will always love you
…what is your name by the way? kristen? ah, a beautiful name
until that glorious day when we meet again, katie, farewell!

now let us fly into the night sky
and we’ll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
to sixty_nine, sixty_nine
sixty_nine sixty_nine
(sixty_nine) let us be gone
(sixty_nine) our quest is life_long
(sixty_nine) it’s a s_xy destiny so lets rock the f_ck on

f_ck yeah
f_ck yeah

chimes fade out

- ninja sex party

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