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nice peter - std test lyrics

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i got my std test back today
and i’m clean

but i was nervous, sh_t, yes, scared, like charlie sheen in major league when he thought that chick that he slept with was married
‘caus havin bumps on your d_ck or dying is scary

so i’m not gonna f_ck around no more, i wouldn’t go
canoeing without an oar
i wouldn’t play baseball without a bat
so i’m not gonna f_ck
without a jimmy hat

i got my hiv test back today
and i’m clear

but i was nervous, like an 18_year_old buying beer, sweating b_lls
while regretting that one night with that one girl
having nightmares that i was pedro from the real world

so i’m not gonna f_ck around no more, i wouldn’t go
canoeing without an oar
i wouldn’t play baseball without a bat
so i’m not gonna f_ck
without a jimmy hat

my only advice to all the guys that think they’re immune
if she went raw dog with you, she’d probably do it with me too
and you don’t know where i’ve been
she got her pregnancy test back today, and we’re fine
but i was nervous like a fat kid in a dodgeball line
she’s twenty_nine, but i’m not quite ready to start making little dudes
i can hardly afford to pay for my own food

so i’m not gonna f_ck around, no way, i wouldn’t go sledding without a sleigh
i wouldn’t have a heart without the love
so i’m not gonna f_ck
without a body glove
without a bishops cap
without a jimmy hat

(yeah yeah yeah)

- nice peter

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