negative øhio - the horrible voice witch lyrics
[intro]
wo_ho_ho_ho!
[verse]
they call me the horrible voice witch
’cause my voice gives chills to them all
they don’t know i’m actually a nice witch
’cause they always hang up when i call
i try to give cookies to the children
they run away in fear instead
claiming that i’m trying to eat them
and that my baked goods are made from human remains
i ask if i can join the karaoke club
instead of microphones, they bring a torch
when i drink wine, they think i’m a vampire
crosses and garlic they all toss
when i dust off my back porch
they cover their chimnеys with spikes
even when i feed my tiny cat
thеy demand me to take a hike
[chorus]
don’t call me b_tch
i’m just a nice witch
but now i’m p_ssed
because of your horsesh_t
don’t call me b_tch
i’m just a nice witch
but now i’m p_ssed
because of your horsesh_t
[breakdown]
you know what? no more mrs. nice witch
i’m gonna curse you all out!
f_ck you!
f_ck you!
f_ck you!
f_ck you!
i’ll tell you where to shove that f_cking lighter fluid
up yours!
up yours!
up yours!
up yours!
you judgmental godd_mn horse c_cks, can’t you all just f_cking
p_ss off!
p_ss off!
p_ss off!
p_ss off!
oh, i’m sorry, am i being rude?
then stop f_cking try to light me on fire!
sh_t f_ck!
sh_t f_ck!
sh_t f_ck!
sh_t f_ck!
close_minded f_ckers gonna go to h_ll!
[chorus]
don’t call me b_tch
i’m just a nice witch
but now i’m p_ssed
because of your horsesh_t
don’t call me b_tch
i’m just a nice witch
but now i’m p_ssed
because of your horsesh_t
[outro]
dead!
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