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my toilet is clogged - rectal dysfunction lyrics

[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 1]
b_tt is bumpy, red and lumpy
veins are thumping, blood is pumping
stomach bloated, bowels loaded
r_ct_m roasted, b_tt eroded
_n_s fissured, cut like scissors
r_ct_m withered, sh_t’s a k!ller
inflammation situation
my frustration, b_tt mutilation
b_tt is burning, stomach churning
bowels turning, it’s concerning
b_tt is bl__dy, blood is runny
in my tummy, it ain’t funny
got colitis, yeah it’s like this
gotta fight this as i write this
p__p obstruction, b_tt destruction
p__p disruption, rectal dysfunction
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hеmorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
thе sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 2]
b_tt is bleeding, blood is leaking
skin is peeling, never healing
stomach rumbling, acid bubbling
r_ct_m crumbling, i am suffering
_n_s cracking, bones are snapping
r_ct_m jamming, ass detaching
constipation, consternation
imma need some medication
b_tt is broken, cut wide open
bowels frozen, cut_up colon
b_tt is breaking, _n_s gaping
stomach aching, sh_t is scr_ping
‘gainst my assh0l_, makes my ass swole
tears my muscles, and my bowels
sh_t’s a sickle, hard like nickel
ass is crippled, crohn’s chronicles
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[bridge]
my sh_t is so f_cking hard
it’s slow like a f_cking tard
my ass is so f_cking scarred
i can’t even f_cking fart
been waiting to hear a plop
but it never f_cking drops
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh_t will f_cking stop
i give it a f_cking nudge
but it won’t f_cking budge
tryna push out brown sludge
all i get’s a red smudge
my r_ct_m, it f_cking bends
the sh_t attacks, i can’t defend
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh_t will f_cking end, right now
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh_t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p__p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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