my toilet is clogged - poopmaster lyrics
[intro]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[verse 1]
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i take laxatives so i can p__p faster
i pray to p__p, i’m the p__p pastor
i fire out p__p, i’m a p__p blaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m a p__ping pro
i take loperamide so i can p__p slow
my p__p is like my rhymes ’cause it got flow
my p__p is so shiny in the dark it glows
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m a p__p adept
i used to spend hours on the toilet and i wept
but now i’m immune to constirrhea’s effects
i p__p when i want, don’t let nothin’ intercept
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__ping champ
i don’t care if constipation gives me cramps
i don’t care if diarrhea makes my bootyhole damp
’cause whenever i p__p, i always get amped
[chorus]
i’m the p__pmaster, i p__p everywhere
i p__p on the ground, i p__p in the air
i p__p in my mouth, i p__p in my hair
i will p__p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p__pmaster, and i don’t care
i p__p on the table, i p__p on the chairs
i p__p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p__p flowin’ out my derrière
[verse 2]
i’m the p__pmaster, i’m a p__p g_nius
i’m so good that i can p__p from my p_n_s
it can be small or it can be the size of venus
my p__p is like my bars ’cause it’s seamless
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m a p__p wizard
i p__ped out a storm, it’s a p__p blizzard
and when it hits, the toilet gets fissured
i can cut the toilet in half, don’t need scissors
[chorus]
i’m the p__pmaster, i p__p everywhere
i p__p on the ground, i p__p in the air
i p__p in my mouth, i p__p in my hair
i will p__p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p__pmaster, and i don’t care
i p__p on the table, i p__p on the chairs
i p__p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p__p flowin’ out my derrière
[interlude]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[bridge]
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
i won’t stop p__ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
i won’t stop p__ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
i won’t stop p__ping, even when my ass splits
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
constirrhea’s fine ’cause i’ve learned to live with it
yeah, i’ll take a sh_t, but i won’t give a sh_t
i won’t stop p__ping, even when my ass splits
[chorus]
i’m the p__pmaster, i p__p everywhere
i p__p on the ground, i p__p in the air
i p__p in my mouth, i p__p in my hair
i will p__p until my bootyhole tears
i’m the p__pmaster, and i don’t care
i p__p on the table, i p__p on the chairs
i p__p in public and let everyone stare
i always got p__p flowin’ out my derrière
[interlude]
yo, ay
yo, ay
[outro]
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
i’m the p__pmaster, yeah, i’m the p__pmaster
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