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mushy mustard - robots lyrics

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[verse 1: mustard]
one of my favorite robots is robotron, not the video game
robotron 2000 is the name
of a freezepop song
if you think that song’s bad then you would be wrong
he has a soothing robot voice
but my all time favorite is a tough choice
b natural’s parents have a roomba named skynet
which i am quite partial to, yet
one time he chewed up my laptop charger
my favorite robot is probably larger
considering the parenthetical in this album’s title
there are some robots who are somewhat vital
to mention, and that is bonnie
freddy fazbear, chica, and foxy
from the five nights at freddy’s games
most other robots are kind of lame
compared to these robots

[interlude: mustard]
i’d also like to give a shoutout to cambot, gpc, tom servo, crow, brobot l_type, the computerettes from the sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band movie, and the robot that chases that guy on the tv in that one episode of spongebob squarepants
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[verse 2: batter]
cut man, cut man
be my little sl_t man?
god, i want to f_ck man
chop me up into pieces and eat my guts man
he’s so pathetic he makes me want to scream

someday i want him to do my circumcision
when i’m deep inside him then we can get to scissorin’
ice man he can come freeze my b_lls
and then l!ck them like two popsicles
call heat man over to light my cigarette after
i nut in his mouth, the heat will make me bust faster
here’s where my fantasy is cut off though
the coldness of the steel makes cuddling robots a no
the problem is this man is too hard
when i’m big spoon he’s so heavy he crushes my arm

[interlude: cut man, mayor]

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[verse 3: stir]
robots is a movie from 2005
so if you’re under eighteen then you weren’t alive
yet, but now that you’re born you can watch it
i heard it’s a decent movie with a hot script
that was written by chris wedge
who wrote other movies but not over the hedge
robots is a science fiction adventure comedy film
and featuring voices of famous people like robin will
_iams who is the genie from alladin
anyway time to talk about the robots and all them
there’s the red guy who i think is robin williams
and that big round guy with his big room of dominoes
i haven’t seen this movie since it came out
so i’m looking on wikipedia for more info no doubt
robots in total is ninety minutes long
that’s like twenty times the length of this song

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[verse 4: b natural, mustard]
(three, two, one, go)
robots is a film from 2005
i wonder if anyone is wise
enough to rap about this movie
to confirm the year, i had a looksie
and it says there’s another film with the same name
released in 2023 and it’s about elaine
who is a gold digger
oh whoops, you don’t want to rhyme that
robots is a movie that i watched when i was small
i watched the same masterpieces while you all b_tches said “gotta catch ’em all”
i liked the animated film robots, that means i’m better than you
since pikachu is more like a pile of poo
as far as i’m concerned i only care about robots
the animated film from 2005, that’s the aughts
i graduated from college, top of my class
why? because i watched robots when i was a lass
because watching robots just makes you better
and if i put it on for the ladies it makes them wetter
so if you didn’t watch robots as a kid, forget about success
me? i can freely say, not under duress
that i am very smart and great and cool
thank you robots 2005 what a great
(great what?)

[interlude: b natural]
was i on beat at all? it felt hard
it felt like i didn’t know when i was saying what

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[verse 5: mustard]
soap box, think about if you were a robot
so what, know you wouldn’t have your own thoughts
programmed into you, what you should do
put two and two ‘gether could you
feel no pain if someone waltzed in and knifed you
you would have fewer flaws than i do
but if you were a machine, you wouldn’t have any freedom
dreams and aspirations just an algorithm

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