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mushy mustard - graveyard golf lyrics

[intro: b natural, mustard, bobothevulture]
so this song is about ghosts?
no, it’s called graveyard golf
i’m sorry (graveyard golf)
okay, let me know when to start
it’s not about ghosts it’s called grave_
the song is called graveyard golf
yeah, okay
got it?
yeah
okay, start now

[verse 1: b natural]
ghosts are really really scary
one time i saw a ghost and now i’m hairy
a ghost is when someone dies and
then they turn into a weird guy and
i’m not sure what makes a ghost a ghost
i wonder if ghosts like to boast
about how good they are at graveyard golf
things like this are really intruiging, lol_f
there are a lot of things to wonder about
can a ghost fit in a bendy straw?
can you see a ghost if you eat your meat raw?
if you don’t likе ghosts then will you turn into coleslaw?
ghosts are rеally really scary
one time i saw a ghost, then i saw harry
potter and the sorcerer’s prince
that movie had a ghost in it
[interlude: mustard, b natural]
b natural, this song is supposed to be about graveyard golf
what do you mean?
this is about ghosts
this is about graveyard golf

[verse 2: mustard]
it’s a really great idea to play golf inside a graveyard
usually when i play golf, that game is way hard
the ball missed the hole by only like an inch
then a hand popped out of the dirt and pushed it in
thanks dude, that’s a hole in one
mini golf in a cemetery’s just more fun
the green is stained red with the blood from dead bodies
call up all your buddies every week for golf parties
[interlude]
the dimension’s edge, inc. does not promote or condone playing miniature golf in a real graveyard as it would be disrespectful and likely illegal (graveyard golf)

[verse 3: batter]
it was halloween night so i went outside
to the graveyard to release my werewolf hide
grow fur all over my b_tt b_tt
then i break out the putter ‘cause it’s time for putt putt
graveyard golf yeah everybody’s swingin’
our clubs better steer clear of the tombstones
if the g fell off the sign then everyone would be singin’
in a club underground far beneath the dead bones
but we’re playing golf ’cause we’re kind of lame
with my friends w_lly makeit and betty won’t
a vampire and a mummy, they play for shame
tryhards on the green, they left me smoked
my little red ball ran into a spider
she kicked it with each of her eight feet
which left me eight feet from the hole
i was so close to my graveyard golf goal

[chorus]
it’s a real golf hole in a real cemetery
(playing golf inside a graveyard)
complete with a sand trap, green, ball cleaner
(playing golf inside a graveyard)
even a leaderboard (graveyard golf)
it’s a real golf hole in a real cemetery
(playing golf inside a graveyard)
complete with a sand trap, green, ball cleaner
(playing golf inside a graveyard)
even a leaderboard (graveyard golf)
[verse 4: stir]
driving in a golf cart looking for the next hole
five under par is my goal
it might be kind of hard
but i’m just here to chill out and play a round of golf in the graveyard
air is_ uh_ ball is on the tee
air is full of fog i can hardly even see
hit it real hard i think it’s landing on the green
but the caretaker, he was really really mean
he told me to leave and said i can’t play golf here
but this game’s important, ’cause i almost beat my best score
time to putt, and the green’s a bit bumpy
swung the ball i like its trajectory
someone planted flowers in the way so it’s tricky
i think it’s going in, it’s gonna make it, whoopee
but a crow swooped down and took my ball in its mouth
my whole graveyard golf game coo_ took a_ went south
took a dive for the south

[outro]
(graveyard golf)
it’s a real golf hole in a real cemetery
complete with a sand trap, green, ball cleaner
even a leaderboard (graveyard golf)

- mushy mustard lyrics

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