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mrmasala - big j كلمات أغنية

lyrics:

(me personally? i wouldn’t take that level of disrespect)

verse 1:
yuh keyboard down your throat you’ll be typing out a lesson
my cum make you glow like some uv resin
i just want to say i have 1 confession
your hairline cooked it’s in a state of recession
i wanted a piece of gum just one of your possession
but you harmed your learning, lessens your progression
you are a big boy with a food obsession
always so moody with that d_mn agression
always wanna touch me i almost forgot to mention
don’t worry though it’ll loosen the tension
can’t even lie i’m in a whole other dimension
the ascension starts to the curry heaven
i see you losing attention
these shots will help boost retention
(gunshots)
boom bap bow now you wanna stay is it a vow?
big j you actually look like the word cow
i don’t even know how that is allowed
you enter a room and it overcrowds
i don’t even know how you could be proud
you so squishy you built like a cloud
just to get past you gotta get plowed
its just because your so rotund and round
you let out a lil toot and a green cloud shrowds
just to do anything you use borris to get around
you hop in 9 inch deep pool of water and you drown
you know why? cuz your like a anchor sink all the way down
you can’t go to india cuz you ain’t brown
you’ll get molested all over town
interlude
(rock paper scissors game played)

verse 2:
yea big j you built like a bowling ball
walked through the door and demolish the f_ckin wall
sh_t you might be narcoleptic have some adderall
your the only one here he don’t know ball
joe i’m feeling freaky here have it raw
joe you always eatin and you always want moore
always suckin toes your face on the floor
you litterally are a guy with only flaws
and you so poor you can’t afford dior
so you just stand there your eyes filled with awe
can’t forgot you ass got stuck in a baby swing, joe you ain’t four
man you ain’t sh_t i just raised the bar
yo ass like a mini pirate you wanna say yar
yo ass built lystro you wanna say rawr
you’ve looked the same for 10 f_ckin years
always silly hair and shaped like a sphere

news report
we interupt this banger song to say that the world record for most food eaten in 5 minutes has been broken by joe who ate a massive 3.62 tonnes of food, he also broke the record for most calories consumed in 5 minutes with it being a whopping 509,000 calories. he now wants to break the record for the heaviest sh_t. we will report back later to confirm if the record has been broken, so thanks and goodbye

verse 3:
joe i think its time to say goodbye
don’t worry though don’t you cry
im sure in another life you’re a better guy
not this one though you’re too d_mn sly
perhaps you’re just a special magical pie?
or maybe even a secret bulgarian spy?
joe you might be a ladyboy like the thai
i just gotta say we must ban wamai
you’re passport to burger land has been denied
you must now sign the food treaty of versailles
joe your gonna die your end is nigh
too much food you’re bl__dy hipnotized
you see food you’re like a magpie
eating things all of the time

- mrmasala

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