moo moo music - the history of cows lyrics
[intro]
in the beginning, they started as cave cows
the great god of all cows stated…
let there be cows
let there be cows
let there be cows
yeah, let there be cows
let there be cows
let there be cows
let there be cows
yeah, let there be cows
and so thеy were, moo
a_amen
othеr inferior species
like humans and donkeys, rabbits and zombies
fishies and swishies, doggies and froggies
all existed under the intellectual g_nius of the first cow philosopher…
moocrates
dada dat, da, da!
dada dat, da, da!
dada dat, da, da!
dada dat, da, da!
[chorus]
it’s the history of cows!
they can moo and chew out loud
if they were cats they’d go meow
they’ve got very thick eyebrows!
its the history of cows!
it’s the history of cows
now let’s talk about the first form of advancement;
the cows discovered the first farming enhancement
between the tigris and the euphrates rivers, irrigation got rid of the food insecurity shivers!
a cow called bessie discovered this method
which led to the existence of the godly cows’ knowledge, being massively spreaded
this let to an age of prosperity and peace, until a dumb pigeon tried to take over greece
the cows dealt with him … well creatively, and it definitely didn’t involve a job called slavery
time passed and the cowromans gained power, and soon the rats grew sour
there well, lesser brains were more pessimistic than a mouse
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