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monty python - medical love song (extended) كلمات الأغنية

inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
i’ve had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
i gave my heart to nsu
that lovely night in june
i ache for you, my darling
and i hope you get well soon

my penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
your moenelial infection
how i miss you more and more
your dhobi’s itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
at least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
you gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick fl1ck of your wrist
your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine;
i got snail tracks in my -n-s
when your spirochetes met mine

[chorus]
gonococcal urethritis
streptococcal ballinitis
meningomyelitis
diplococcal cephalitis
epidydimitis
interst-tial kerat-tis
syphilitic choroiditis
and antertior uveitis

my clapped out genitalia
is not so bad for me
as the complete and utter failure
every time i try to pee
my doctor says my buboes
are the worst he’s ever seen
my scr-t-m’s painted orange
and my b-lls are turning green

my heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
you might have been infected
but you never were a bore
i’m dying of your love, my love
i’m your spirochaetal clown
i’ve left my body to science
but i’m afraid they’ve turned it down

[chorus]

- monty python

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