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monty harper - lisa lee elizabeth كلمات الأغنية

mr. and mrs. mcgill, they had a daughter, and when they got her
all their relations and friends wanted to name her after each other

aunts and uncles, moms and dads, even the neighbor’s dog
all had names to give the child that they insisted on!

so mr. and mrs. mcgill took their suggestions into the study
and after a week they came out with an announcement for everybody. they named her…

lisa lee elizabeth amanda francis jill
georgette suzette luette edwina gina terry tina willamina
mindy cindy lauren wendy sandra donna lil
mich_lle druzella ariella stella shishkabob mcgill

once lisa’s teacher at school gave her some paper to write her name on
and by the time she was through her brand new pencil was half an inch long!
all her life when she filled forms for anything official
those tiny squares drove lisa nuts… last name, first name, middle initial!

at lisa’s college graduation her name took pages inside the program
but there was one other person whose name was longer than lisa lee’s
and his was…

tom paul john bartholomew alfonzo ricky shane
moe mickey larry barry barney jerry terry eric duane
beau derrick melvin milton maximilian zachariah kane
joe william eddie teddie fred spaghetti sheldon eldon payne

well, it was love at first sight, and when she met him she knew for sure then
that she had found “mr. right.” they started planning a simple wedding

the invitations had to be as large as window shades
just to give them room enough to publish both their names

now lisa lee’s lucky groom had scores of relatives, but she had more of them
and so the only place with room to hold the wedding in was a gymnasium
and the preacher said…

“lisa lee elizabeth amanda francis jill
georgette suzette luette edwina gina terry tina willamina
mindy cindy lauren wendy sandra donna lil
mich_lle druzella ariella stella shishkabob mcgill
do you take

lisa lee said, “i do.”

and the preacher said….

“tom paul john bartholomew alfonzo ricky shane
moe mickey larry barry barney jerry terry eric duane
beau derrick melvin milton maximilian zachariah kane
joe william eddie teddie fred spaghetti sheldon eldon payne

do you take

lisa lee elizabeth amanda francis jill
georgette suzette luette edwina gina terry tina willamina
mindy cindy lauren wendy sandra donna lil
mich_lle druzella ariella stella shishkabob mcgill
to be your lawfully wedded wife as long as you both shall live?”

tom paul said, “i do.”
and the preacher said, “you may kiss the bride.”

now lisa lee and tom paul wanted a family to share their joy with
and lisa lee’s first born child turned out to be twins _ a girl and boy kid

letters started pouring in from relatives all over
requested names were piling up in every nook and corner

so lisa lee and tom paul took their suggestions into the study
and after a week they came out with an announcement for everybody
they named the twins…

mike and sarah payne

- monty harper

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