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moneyshot cosmonauts - if i could be weird al كلمات أغنية

[robert lund]
i wanna be al yankovic
so freakin’ bad
with white and nerdy fans i never had
like oprah i would start my own
“al” magazine
with bundy, sharpton, qaida, gore, and green

oh, every time i hear a song
my brain regurgitates it wrong, yeah
so all the words i sing along
are abnor_mal!
i’d be every fangirl’s pal
if i could be weird al

[shoebox]
yeah, i’d be crashin’ alapalooza
in my belvedere cruiza
rockin’ polka medleys of
john phillip sousa

[tv’s kyle]
i’d be an amish celebrity
losing on jeopardy
with shirts like nick nolte
and hair that’s def leppardy
[tom smith]
i’d pimp the grapefruit diet
go on ebay to buy it
i’m no jerry springer
but in france i’m a riot

[carrie dahlby]
i love rocky road, i’ll
get kinky with yoda
gotta boogie like the biggest ball of
spam in minnesota

[seamonkey]
i’d make my roaches wear slippers
fall in love with the skipper
or an anorexic codependent
bingo addict stripper

[jared ringold]
i hear al wants a new duck
that will teach him to swim
i guess it really must suck
to be a rock star like him

[chorus: robert lund, _devo spice_, __spaff.com__, ___luke ski___
i never think a song is done
_(the toast is done, the toast is done)_
until you add accordion
__(’cause i perform this way, baby!)_
i pray for one more naked gun
___(me and oj)_
’til _(yeah)_ then _(yeah)_ i _(yeah)_ shall
sing about my root c_n_l
___(drill me!)___
when i become weird al
[luke ski]
duh_duh_duh_dare to be stupid
duh_dare to be stupid

[jesse smith]
i’ll be the quirkiest! the smirkiest!
my turkey neck’s the turkey_est
of all the albuquerque songs
i’ll write the albuquerque_est

[dr. milo t. pinkerton iii]
i’ll kick some pancreass
in this dog_eat_dog business
with my billionaire bikini
supermodel astrophysicist

[spaff.com, _bill dant_]
i’m pretty fly for a reverend
in bolognaphile heaven
making albums in 3_d
_which, cubed, is 27_

[steve goodie]
i’m buyin’ me a cuisinart
on craigslist they’re on sale tonight
i’ll be the king of waffles, king of suede
and king of cellulite
[isnane ian]
i would tell your iguana
it smells like madonna
but right now nirvana
and i just don’t wanna

[jeff reuben, _dr. demento_]
and if money won’t buy happiness
i’ll just go and rent it
so listen up, you weasel stompers
_stay demented!_

[chorus: robert lund, _luke ski_, __devo spice__]
i wanna be al yankovic
so fetchin’ bad
_(even worse)_
i promise i’ll be mellow when i’m dead
__(like a car battery)__
i wanna do the today show on
all al_tv
__(on uhf)__
with roker and capone and al_i g
_(h_o_d_a hoda! what up!)_

they say i’m close but no cigars
_(you’re pitiful)_
to radioactive cnr’s
_(chuck. norris. revisited.)_
from a planet near bruno mars
_(freddie mercury?)_
i’d __(yeah)__ puke __(yeah)__ cris_ __(yeah)__ _tals
and i’d be harvey the wonder hamster’s pal
if i could be weird al

[devo spice]
stuh_stuh_stuh_stuck in the drive_through
wuh_with vanna white, dude

[robert lund, _devo spice_, __luke ski__]
i wanna be al yankovic
_(me too)_
__(me three.)_
so stinkin’ bad

[outro: “weird al” yankovic]
oh, i wish i could be weird al too
oh wait, i am weird al! hah! cool!
hahah! oh, oh

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