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mister rap - nokia / big mac كلمات أغنية

[part 1: nokia]

[intro: mister rap]

beans, beans, beans, beans, nokias. (oooooh)
beans, beans, p__poo garbage. (p__poo garbage, p__poo garbage)
i am p__poo garbage man, i am p__poo garbage man (dj khaled, this is the best music)
yeah, i love p__ping in my garbage
the album starts with p__poo garbage (p__poo garbage for best album of the year)
i sh_t myself this morning
_burp_

[verse 1: mister rap, silly red]

somebody tried to steal my nokia (beaannssss)
i sliced them up with a machete like i’m jason
then i added the body to the pile in the bas_m_nt (beaannssss)
with their face diving in
i’m kinda hungry right now
i pull up my nokia phone
to order some food to my home
i get an answer from a robot that sounds like his name is jerome
it said i can’t call with the phone

[verse 2: mister rap, silly red]

i hope the service provider breaks their cervical bone
lois on the mic, yo. (peter griffin!)
_snorts cocaine_ _dies_
lois griffin was just found dead in her house
laying on the couch
by my old spouse
blood everywhere with her eyes gouged
all because i wanted some food
delivered by some depressed nineteen year old dude
that life is f_cking screwed
that will get fired because he skipped a few days of work
the reason being.. he was f_cking fired
firearm! firearm! firearm! hey! hey! _stroke_
learn how to use a nokia for real bro
wait hold on
i’m practicing my inner yuno miles (yuno miles)

[verse 3: silly red]

man, what the f_ck is that old ass phone
you got a f_ckin’ (nokia!!) (ring, ring, ring!)
that sh_t is f_cking ass
you should really get another (nokia!!) (nokia.)
not even kanye west got a old ass phone like (nokia!!) (oh my god!)
man, i bet that sh_t couldn’t even f_cking blast (euphoria!!) (kendrick lamar)
man, i feel like the president that’s named (abraham lincoln!!) (the president?!)
american revolution be (really, really good!!) (the united states)
don’t come near my motherf_cking nokia ‘cus you (stinky!!) (eugh)
man, eugh, eugh, you got a f_cking (nokia!!) (hahah, you got a nokia)

[segue: mister rap, silly red]

we got yuno red on the track
rapping while on crack
or maybe a bit of smack
he’s f_cking– (beaannssss)
_mister rap noises_
come on, warmup’s over (beans) (beans) (beans) (beans) (beans) (beaannssss)

[verse 4: silly red]

nokia the phone you really really need (you need it!)
silly in this going a hundred thirty miles an hour (skrrt!)
(wah, wah, wah, you don’t even have your driver’s license) (_gasp_)
f_ck you, shut the f_ck up (get rekt!)
or i’ll lock you in my bas_m_nt and (i’ve been in there!)
feed you to the lions that are hiding in my backyard (i’m a fish!)
(but isn’t that illegal?) (no!)
it’s not if the cops don’t know
i hid my records at mcdonald’s (big mac)
how are they gonna find the fifty bodies (the cops)
if i ate my chicken burger (_gasp_)
(it’s chicken sandwich you f_cker!)

[outro: mister rap, silly red, both]

beans, the p__poo garbage (beaannssss)
p__poo garbage (beaannssss)
p__poo garbage, man (beaannssss) (beaannssss)
we the best music! (beaannssss)
dj khaled! (beaannssss)

go to f_cking mcdonald’s!

[part 2: big mac]

[intro: mister rap]

man, my nokia doesn’t work
i gotta drive to mcdonald’s or walk, i don’t know
_cries like a little b_tch_
_indian/swedish man wanting mcdonalds noises_

[verse 1: mister rap]

mister rap for best artist of 2025
p__poo garbage for best album
like us for best disstrack
uh, uh. and.. best award ever for mister rap
yes, yes
many.. many.. real word
p__poo garbage, p__poo garbage, p__poo garbage, p__poo garbage
uh, p__poo garbage?
ok, i arrive at mcdonald’s
i am back at mcdonald’s now

[skit: mister rap, silly red as cashier]

hi sir, i’m a cashier, what you want?
can i get a big mac meal with no onions
biggest big mac with most onions
ma’am i said no onions
i’m a f_ckin’ guy brotha
i don’t give a f_ck if you’re a man or woman
some ice with your drink?
and no ice!
‘k, the biggest amount of ice, ‘cus i’m the mister beast of ice or something
i said no ice!
also can i get pepsi instead of coke?
nah, shut the f_ck up, you’re getting coke zero
not a coke i want pepsi!
and some extra fries
you don’t need extra fries, you need exercise, look at you!
this is a mcdonald’s of course i’m not gonna exercise
nah you fat as f_ck!
also why would i exercise in a drive_thru
f_ck you, i’m gonna oversalt them
and i’m not putting a sau–
and you’re not even payin’?!

[post_skit: mister rap]

i’m gonna f_ckin’ eat!
_munching noises_
yummers!
i gotta sh_t
i gotta sh_t my pants holy sh_t, eueueghesj
driiive!
f_cking.. piece of sh_t car!
drive faster!
drive!
what the f_ck is that?
who the f_ck is that? hey!
_shoots an innocent bystander_
the f_ck?
ooh, i gotta f_cking sh_t
oaoagghj
of course..

[outro: mister rap]

grandma..
you f_cking b_tch
get out the way, ay!
_shoots grandma_
man.. i gotta go fast…

- mister rap

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