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mega64 - madden rap 2012 كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
yo, welcome back!
madden’s back, 2012
breath of fresh air
here we go!

[verse 1: derrick acosta]
they say in 2012 a comet’s coming for this planet
come to k!ll us
when it k!lls us, man, i hope i’m playing madden
it’s a sadness that john madden gets outsold by sh-t like halo
halo’s lame and madden’s great
that’s why i play it every day
so good a game in fact they made it back in 1988
and 24 years later still the greatest ever made
so thank you ea for giving us this game
to lord madden in the skybox, to whom i pray

[hook: rocco botte]
madden’s back again, year 2012
put those other 23 sh-tty games on the shelf
we know every d-mn year this game comes out
but this year’s the best, no question, no doubt
madden’s back again, year 2012
all you 2011 fans can burn in h-ll
mayans said 2012 is the end of the earth
so take me away, i got my sixty bucks worth

[verse 2: brandon dicamillo]
who’s got more fifty dollar bills than me
bullsh-t!
you know he really doesn’t, that’s a load of sh-t
i’ve got the most, put it on toast
spread it around, i sell games coast to coast
i travel the same, on all four wheels
i don’t ride on airplanes, i eat my meals
t-rducken is a big ol’ turkey on a plate
stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a great lake
oh man, that’s the size of my waistband
come on inside my big–ss rv minivan
i got a full size bathtub
you know i don’t get paid in cash, i get paid in cold cuts
i’m a record beater
i’m a closet eater
i ain’t no leader-board high-score f-ckin’ cheater
my game’s the best, that’s a f-ckin’ fact
and if your d-ck starts itching spray it with tinactin, boom!

[verse 3: shawn chatfield]
welcome back to cl-ss, and we’re your teachers
time to school you noobs on these bad-ss new features
you can’t sprint this year, know what i’m sayin’?
(custom throwing animations)
what’s this new game i’m playing?
kick off from 35, ’cause that’s a big deal
now players get concussions, whoa, sh-t just got real
that’s all the new features! that’s all they got!
it’s better than ever!

[hook]
madden’s back again, year 2012
put those other 23 sh-tty games on the shelf
you know every d-mn year this game comes out
but this year’s the best, no question, no doubt
madden’s back again, year 2012
all you 2011 fans can burn in h-ll
we didn’t do a song last year ’cause we knew ’12 was coming
and maybe madden’s even got ’13 in the oven!
(who knows!)

[outro]
that’s right, we’re talkin’ john madden football!
(f-ck you, naughty dog!)
game gets better every year!
what games you lookin’ forward to this year?
uncharted? (f-ck you atlus!)
batman? (f-ck you software toolworks!)
nathan drake can suck batman’s d-ck! (suck on that sh-t)
f-ck tiger woods! (cris collinsworth!)
f-ck golf! how many of these games do they expect me to buy?
(go off with your pack of smokes, and go f-ck yourself!)
f-ckin’ scam!

- mega64

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