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mc lars - the roommate from hell كلمات الأغنية

(feat. mc chris)

[nate the ra:] hey! welcome to mirrielees orientation.
my name’s nate, and i’ll be your ra for this year. today,
we’ll be moving into our dorms and building community.
so go get your keys from the main office, come back, and
get ready to meet your roommates… alright?

he was the roommate from h-ll!
he was the roommate from h-ll!

[mc lars:] satan was my roommate, so junior year was h-ll
he lacked social skills and had a pungent smell
when your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack
putting posters on the wall, of trapt and nickelback
until the break of dawn he’d be mutilating sheep
“it’s 4 am satan, can you please go to sleep?”
i can’t have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno
when did room 56 become dante’s inferno?
he likes death and destruction, i like radio and art,
he likes holding down christians and reading jean paul sartre
while i’m going to cl-ss studying my notes
he’s eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats
he tricks the freshman girls into eating apples
holding black m-sses down at the campus chapel
should have never moved in, wish i were dead
should have found a place off campus on craig’s list instead

[chorus]
he was the roommate from h-ll. his name was lucifer
someone call a priest. and bring the crucifer
he was the roommate from h-ll. leaves his pitchfork in my bed
i’m in a satanic panic. ’cause he is messing with my head

[mc chris:] yo, p-ss that giant balloon of helium over here, yo.
[lars:] okay, but wait, satan that’s too much!
[mc chris:] boy you need a b-tch
not my fault we’re mismatched
you geek out over beakman’s world,
i dig on world of witchcraft
you’re thinking that i’m riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
i am just a player, play slayer then i kick back
i know i reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
i come home drunk, make crank calls
to queens and then hoboken
but college is like salem, all these b-tches be so smokin’
if you’re thinking that i’m leaving
then i’m thinking that you’re jokin’!
i gotta share my bunk with this post-punk chump
calls this place a dump says, “you’ve been through all my stuff,
i wish you’d go to h-ll.” i say, “hey that’s where i’m from!”
blasts death cab and devo he’s too emo to get crunk
i was a very nice boss down in paradise lost
i had very nice bling ’cause my minions mind floss
to h-ll with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
gotta go do some blow with that ho… kate moss!

[repeat chorus]
[mc chris:] lars you’re causing laughter
when you call yourself a rapper, dude,
how many dead milkman alb-ms
are there named after you?
i always got beer. i always got weed. best roommate ever.
if you’d ever ask me!

- mc lars

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