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mc frontalot - a skit about robots lyrics

[dialing phone]
[automated voice processing program on the other line]
thank you for calling financial services
to proceed in english, please say english
[mc frontalot]
english
[program]
thank you
would you like to check your account balance?
[mc]
yes
[program]
please say “account balance”
[mc]
account balance
[program]
i’m sorry, i don’t understand
if you would like to check your account balance
please say “account balance”
[mc]
operator
[program]
to speak with an operator at any time, please say “operator”
[mc]
operator
[program]
did you say “operator”?
[mc]
yes
[program]
our automatic voice processing system is easy and convenient
are you sure you’d rather speak with an operator?
if i should connect you to an operator now, please say “yes”
otherwise, say “no”
[mc]
yes
[program]
did you say “yes”?
[mc]
(angrily) yes!
[program]
ok. please stand by for the next available operator
(hold music)
[program]
hi. this is a human operator
[mc]
hey, i just need to…uh…um…
wait. what?
[program]
hi. this is a human operator
let’s have a human interaction
[mc]
no, i want to talk to an actual person!
[program]
i’m sorry, i didn’t understand
would you like to check your account balance?
[mc]
i am going to stab you in the eprom…
[program]
please don’t
[mc]
well, you understood that!
[program]
i’m sorry
i’m sorry
[mc]
[sigh] alright…

- mc frontalot

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