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mattstagraham - i can't keep up with the holidays lyrics

[verse 1]
what the h_ll do you want? i’m broke
trying to keep the god d_mn heat on
this season is a f_cking joke
i’m struggling to make the rent on time
i hope the landlord chokes on my last penny
on december 25th
i’ve got nothing in my pockets
and you’re asking for all of it, so

[chorus]
merry godd_mn christmas
hope you get plenty of presents
sorry that i can’t afford to
show you that i give a sh_t aside from
spending time with you
so merry godd_mn christmas
[verse 2]
everywhere, i see a f_cking ad
“twenty percent off of your mad outrageous order
if you add the coupon ‘santa’s little b_tch’ upon your checkout”
f_cking tone deaf corporations
reaching for your empty wallets
turn around and blame inflation
making record f_cking profits

[chorus]
merry godd_mn christmas
hope you get plenty of presents
sorry that i can’t afford to
show you that i give a sh_t aside from
spending time with you (spending time with you)
merry godd_mn christmas
hope you get plenty of presents
sorry that i can’t afford to
show you that i give a sh_t aside from
spending time with you
so merry godd_mn christmas

[bridge]
twenty dollars doesn’t do what it used to
but i don’t make more money than i did back then
every december, i’m a little more depressed
every new year, i start right back where i began
(twenty dollars doesn’t do what it used to)
i can’t keep up with the holidays
(but i don’t make more money than i did back then)
someone give me a f_cking break
(every december, i’m a little more depressed)
i don’t know how l’li keep the lights on
(every new year, i start right back where i began)
fa_la_la_la (shut the f_ck up)
[chorus]
merry godd_mn christmas
hope you get plenty of presents
sorry that i can’t afford to
show you that i give a sh_t aside from
spending time with you (spending time with you)
merry godd_mn christmas
hope you get plenty of presents
sorry that i can’t afford to
show you that i give a sh_t aside from
spending time with you
so merry godd_mn christmas (spending time with you)
merry godd_mn christmas
you’re all on my sh_t list (spending time with you)
merry godd_mn christmas
merry godd_mn christmas (christmas; merry godd_mn christmas)

- mattstagraham

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