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matt storer - when an unknown number calls lyrics

someone’s calling my phone, a number i don’t know
and my anxiety tells me it might be a
doctor with a terminal diagnosis
a dial tone causing mass hypnosis
an evil clone from within my home
or a cloaked psycho breathing down a payphone
the devil himself giving me a bell
’cause nokias still work well in h_ll
charity drive to make me feel bad
the unexpected reveal of my real dad
could be a prank call from a radio station
the cia tracking my location
nigerian prince rinsing his call list
“guiness here; yep, yours is thе smallest!”
witches primed thе line with hexes
a conference call with several exes
a voice says “wake up, you’re in a coma! it’s 2020, what’s corona?”
maybe a crazy jerk on crack
or aliens making first contact
but here goes, i’ll press the b_tton
stop everything, ’cause here goes nothing

[spoken]
h_llo?
you’re outside?!
oh, my burrito’s here!
i’m so sorry, i’ll be right with you

- matt storer

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