matt storer - the truth about possums lyrics
[intro]
opossums and possums are often jumbled but i’ll mop it up
a possum’s a possum, opossums not one, problem?
listen, bud:
[verse 1]
they both got the pockets for holdin’ tots in
and they’re not the possum cousins you’d have thought
from having common monikers
[verse 2]
cos possums are aussies, opossums not
separate possum continents
and opposite possum hemispheres!
[verse 3]
possum gossip is a possum lives longer than opossums
cos proper supper’s what most possums prefer
but opossums not fussing, scoffing rotten garbage
and carcasses
gobble options abundant cos opossum is a scavenger
[verse 4]
that’s opossum gospel from a possum apostle
cos i’m responsible for bossing possum and opossum muddling
and stopping tossing “uh”s on possums cos they’re not opossums
possibly got ya befuddled so i’ll toss a possum chorus in
[chorus]
o’s opossum got ’em solo o in possum so don’t go and swap ’em
i’ll call the possum cops in when told the possum officers
groan and knock ya block in cos a possum’s not opossum
and opossum’s not a possum, man!
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