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matsurialice - bse two (crelly meme song) كلمات أغنية

[intro]
sample: hideous things come out of the darkness to prowl the tortured earth. evil hands stretch forth from the seas. evil eyes are watching. dare you listen to them?

crelly:
“what if i’m exactly someone’s type? what if there’s a girl right now in her house, in her apartment going, ‘i really, really want an inexperienced virgin 30_year_old woman who plays as an anime girl online with no social life, no sk!lls set’?”

[verse 1]
well, that was sad. well, anyway. hey, crelly
a brand nеw beat, what a treat
herе, take a seat
you can call me a critique geek
while i poke fun at this freak (f_ck it)

crelly’s a tad ambitious, maybe fictitious
i got bars like hershey, you’ve barely got any kisses (no b_tches)
with all that beef possibly delicious
you should try water, girly, i think you’re delirious
a serious case of lack of experience
my rhymes are hideous, my mind the eeriest
after this track, there’ll be a mysterious disappearance (shh)

i did the bse, this beat from mtbmb
you do erp, crelly this is rip
i didn’t use no d_mn gpt
unlike a beaver girl, you never d_r_i_p
and i’m contagious to your mouth like hpv (ewww)
better jump back, surroundsound attack
all over the track, says her ass is fat and her chest ain’t flat
just to get chat to regard her harder
oh, well, there’s a clip starter
and yeah, i’m a sh_t starter (not really)

yo, real quick, what rhymes with crelly?
uh, smelly (that’s really not funny)
getting memes out of her is like collecting seash_lls
and she sells baggy pants for sleep while she snores (seashores)
and crelly, it’s telling, what everybody’s smelling
i’m the bomb like sh_lling
i can joke like chappelle, see
if you not looking for smoke, crelly, i’m still selling
and i ain’t gonna be asking
bring out the axe, make you hit the dirt ’cause i’m felling (okay, that rhymed)

as an adjective, i’m wanton
b_tch, you’re the noun
so back down, you’re wanting on
she’s bugging out like a fawning over a wasp in a thong
somebody get this girl her mom
don’t you have a subathon?
everybody knows you been a sub all along
and christ, look at what you sp_wned
ain’t no virgin mary (well)
still a virgin, what are the odds you’d ever marry? (none, apparently)
yeah, this sh_t ain’t nothing to me, man
how could someone be so unhinged and cringe, like a d_ld_ stuck to the fridge?
i’m an antagonist, you’re a m_s_ch_st
ms. crelly gets stung, and that’s the catalyst
for dreaming of a mantis, getting into antics
you got a kink list? where’s the dsm? don’t lie about the bdsm

yes, i’m a lurker, i observe her ’cause i can’t look away (i got problems)
why do i stay? f_ck, here i am, back again today
even if you’re running, you’re getting out_strolled under my outsole
no doubt your breath will be out of control
catching a boot, crelly’s a coot
better duck when i shoot
voice not quite cute, where’s the mute?

crelly sample:
“um, h_llo? please tell me i’m not f_cking muted. i can’t take anymore scuff. i’m gonna f_cking, i’m gonna kermit. i can’t take it anymore.”

[verse 2]
juh
everytime you chat, it’s either sm_t or cr_p
guess you need a black bag
all your fans’ pants start to sag
my flow’s so heavy, might need a maxi pad
some stans stand for maxing hags
and your neck stand so tall, you would hang a f_cking flag
a salute for all the chatters standing at half mast
i’m dabbing my pen, making fun of her with each stroke of my hand
get it? it’s like a writing and m_st_rbation joke. no? (sighs) whatever, dude. f_ck you

oh, wait, let me check the mic
check, check
oh, thank god it’s all right
’cause i’m about to channel all my thoughts into these three channels
it’s me and alice, i fuel her with malice
like switching up from pink to goth
it’s a toss on whether your thoughts earned this scoff
you got your wires crossed
why you so easy to bait, like a lamp and a moth?
are you damp under the cloth when you’re trying to touch a man’s rod?

catching so many clips, you’re not only grazed
with every word out your mouth, yeah it’s a field day
if you ever find your way with a woman
you know she’ll be the one strapping on
at this point, it’s an sos for that tos (sos)
you ain’t no waifu, baby
full of fan service and so far past the bar of ntr
you be in your bed, i’m at the bar with your partner
says you score subpar

getting upset at the mention of your sister
is it lies that chat wouldn’t want to kiss her?
and don’t be cutting ties if koko and her snap into place like scissors (snip, slip)
as the world turns, it’s a trope you nope on soap
ain’t no hypochondriac, never catch you at the laundromat
alice, where the horrors at? this a murder act
and your mind, it’s your very own worst trap

crelly sample:
“you got a problem? you wanna fight?”

how’s it on a debate?
you managed to state a take with a straight face, then escalate
so i negate the points you wanted to make
it’s clearly bait
i don’t hate, but good luck catching a mate or date
i think all you’ll get is mace to the face

(crelly coughing sample)

yeah, and if i was a prison guard up in this b_tch
then these bars are what’s keeping you locked up in this b_tch
got enough spice to make you feel it, girl
anyone smell that? sh_t, i think i’m gonna hurl

so how’s it feel to be rejected by the bpm?
but i’m hitting this beat on each bpm (get it?)
hey, crelly, what’s the difference between you and a submarine?
what?
you’ll be down under when a girl says, “be a sub for me” (ah)

you hit 50k, here’s a parfait (wordplay)
these bars are on par with your brain decay
but it’s okay, the doc’s in, so let’s check your membrane
oh, it’s terminal, she’s got gooner brain
if this had been caught sooner, she could’ve been saved

alice is the name and this is just a game
so why don’t you join me down the rabbit hole?
if any hole is a goal then my lap is the post
and truth be told, i can help you score a lover
try to make her thorax flutter
’cause if you don’t? we’ll need a bypass (bi pass)
hold back on the crass
here, i got you some grass, so relax

yes, i know my voice is monotone
yet i’m more interesting (than what?)
than when you moan (what the f_ck did i say..)
and here’s a collar, so get to barking (bark, bark)

crelly even if you got a hickey
people just guessed that you’re sickly
not picky yet still no one to share in your blankie
aw, is the baby sad she fails at being racy?
even an 80_year_old lady would pass on that crazy
maybe she’s got rabies
gets shaky at the thought of showers daily
couldn’t catch se(a)men even if she was in the navy
or get a girl wet if it was rainy (yeah)

i read the dictionary ’cause i’m addicted fairly
my word games like pictionary
has bro ever heard an instrumental so dope?
’cause like a pope, all you can hope is you’ll get missionary

so close to halloween, i’m k!lling through a screen
crelly if i had to guess, you probably go undressed as a giraffe
there’s a handcrafted laugh
and this little calf couldn’t catch half of these raps (i like that)

when it’s dark on the street, i’m in the mind of jack the ripper
girl, you need more of that jack and liquor
got clippers, but jack for shippers
bit of a shocker that most the sh_t she says shocks her
but even if you got thrown a bone, your fans would still want a no_touch zone

let’s wash up, get the table set
’cause a burger’s the only meat you’ll ever get
like jeffrey dahmer, i eat at you like an electric collar
is this all a bit, a psychotic fit?
or is she really this desperate?

crelly, you hit 50k, where’s the feet?
give chat their dream

crelly sample:
“oh, you guys saw my tits? i mean my… (laughing) what is this, strawberry milk? is that a type of milk? is that breast milk? (laughs)”

[bridge]
all right, let me hit this really quick and no stutter
when crelly reaches press one if you dodge
two, if you dip
when she swears she ain’t a cuck
press one if you’d call that a bit
two if you laugh ’cause lie doesn’t fit
when she says no sis, press one for the skip
two for the kiss
when she denies her art, press one if you know it exists
two if you’ve been moving your wrist quick

[outro]
godd_mn, i could never make it as a voice actor. holy sh_t (laughs)
oh, and, uh, congrats on 50k

- matsurialice

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