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macc lads - beer & sex & chips 'n' gravy lyrics

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macc lads
beer n s-x n chips n gravy
god’s gift to women
i got a buer that works in dillons in the back of me vauxhall viva,
she had m-ssive melons and i wanted bang her beaver,
she had real bad breath and a touch of the pox,
but i ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks,
and i rattled my ‘tatoes against her dirt box.

spread your legs and get your knickers down.
spread your legs and don’t make a sound,
i’m god’s gift to women in this f-ckin’ town,
so spread your legs and get your knickers down.

she said i was good looking
and i looked a bit like george michael,
but she didn’t want a f-ckin’ she were on her menstrual cycle,
so i gives her a lift down to sandbats.
she after some grub, she were on the cadge,
so i got some meat and stuffed it up her vag.

spread your legs and get your knickers down,
spread your legs and don’t make a sound,
i’m god’s gift to women in this f-ckin’ town,
so spread your legs and get your knickers down.

it were a messy job, but i kept my shirt on.
a penny round collar that i got from burton’s,
and i got a good taste of her bird’s eye big curtains…

spread your legs and get your knickers down,
spread your legs and don’t make a sound,
i’m god’s gift to women in this f-ckin’ town,
so spread your legs and get your knickers down.
(repeat)

- macc lads

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