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[intro]
(mr. moon, thanks for coming in.)
h_llo
(ok, so, uh_)
_gutteral noises_
(that was a weird noise, you just made_ so uh)
(where do you see yourself in five years?)
my greatest strength is listening
(nope, that’s the only wrong answer)
(uh, what are your qualifications?)
my d_ck
(what?)

[verse]
i’ve got a big d_ck
make a girl go into period
everybody’s looking at my package
i’ll deliver it
spitting prime rhymes, make a nun reconsider it
holy f_ck, all the girls shout in unison

i’m a 10
one to zero in the end
b_tch you know that people call the police
i’ve got a weapon
evеrybody toucha my speggette
so suggеstive
but when they see me
to them it’s no suggestion
they call me auto_balance
i make men switch teams
and the way they crawl all over me
i make them crazy
awooga booga
hummina hummina
you so flirty
and, well, i can say i fight dirty

[interlude]
(o_ok? i really don’t think that’s_ uh, important_)
have you seen my d_ck?
(no.)
(we are in a corporate office, control yourself!)
the lady below is interested
(we don’t have to bring up the glass floor here, that’s a separate topic)
(can we get back to your application?)
ah, yes my d_ck
(no_)

[verse]
got a girth so wide and fine
wrecking b_lls attached to a girder line
form a line, from the congas to columbia
snort columbian while i boost the population
(wait, how many kids do you_)
yes
people say i’m irresponsible
yes
i use my third leg to get over paying child support
(that’s horrible)
it’s a motherf_cking sport

even yo mama gotta hudda hudda hottie not so shoddy cause my
d_ck is so big
(you’ve mentioned)
shut the f_ck up
(okay, i’m gonna call security)
i’ll fight ’em off
haven’t you heard, i’m the boss
just gotta wave my d_ck around and i clear the room
average profound surround sound
then
boom goes the dynamite
triggering your fight or flight
here’s a third ‘f’ to_
(we’re done here)
f_ck

got a big d_ck
but they scared they get “pregaganant”
haters gonna hate
all around purely by happenstance
george lucas? george move it
swing my lightsaber
may the thrust be with you
jah! und mien vater!
(did you just say “yes, and my daddy” in german?)
yes
(has your dad seen your d_ck?)
(that’s messed up, man)
yes

certified bde
certified std
certified and qualified to seed the life that one would bring
certified certificate of honour, went to harvard
forbidden fruit make the nuns holler

(that got weirdly religious for a second)
activate hard mode
(what?)

[break]

d_ck
p_n_s
stick
bleenis
hard sh_t
glow stick
peepee, buster, schleenis
alabama sister twister
virginity slayer
big ben, excalibur
and the maiden layer

always hard, hard like a 2×4
d_ck about as big as a dinosaur
they call me the criminal, the way i’m always hung
they call me spring, the way i’m always sprung

every day i board a boat
and drive a car on the boat
and with my d_ck it doesn’t float
now i’m dead, cause i’m the goat

[outro]
(alabama sister twister?)
sweet home
(oh, yep, makes sense)
(also, did you say that you’re dead?)
i did not say that
(no, but_ you just did though)
i did not say that
(ok, well, if i let you have the job will you sheathe your d_ck?)
yes
(great, you start on monday)
yes

- m00nb0y09

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