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if you just opened this like i told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f_cking ride. for those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been f_cking up in terms of night time events and general social interactions with sigma nu. i’ve been getting texts on texts about people literally being so f_cking awkward and so f_cking boring. if you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “but oh em gee rebecca, i’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that i don’t have to f_cking find you on campus to do it myself

i do not give a flying f_ck, and sigma nu does not give a flying f_ck, about how much you f_cking love to talk to your sisters. you have 361 days out of the f_cking year to talk to sisters, and this week is not, i f_cking repeat not one of them. this week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not f_cking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. newsflash you stupid c_cks: frats don’t like boring sororities. oh wait, double f_cking newsflash: sigma nu is not going to want to hang out with us if we f_cking suck, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, we f_cking suck so far. this also applies to you little sh_ts that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat in front of sigma nu brothers. are you people f_cking r_t_rded? that’s not a rhetorical question, i literally want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so i can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. if sigma nu openly said “yeah we’re gonna invite zeta over”, would you be happy? would you? no you wouldn’t, so why the f_ck would you do it to them? in front of them? first of all, you shouldn’t be post gaming at other frats, i don’t give a f_ck if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. you don’t go. you. don’t. go. and you especially do f_cking not convince other girls to leave with you

“but rebecca!”, you say in a whiny little b_tch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “i’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” no you stupid f_cking ass hats, it f_cking doesn’t. do you wanna know f_cking why? it doesn’t count because you’ve been f_cking up at sober f_cking events too. i’ve not only gotten texts about people being f_cking weird at sports (for example, being stupid sh_ts and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not f_cking funny), but i’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. the opposing. f_cking. team. i don’t give a sh_t about sportsmanship, you cheer for our godd_mn team and not the other one, have you never been to a sports game? are you f_cking blind? or are you just so f_cking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? well it’s time someone told you, no one f_cking likes that, especially our f_cking matchup. i will f_cking c_nt punt the next person i hear about doing something like that, and i don’t give a f_ck if you sor me, i will f_cking assault you

“ohhh rebecca, i’m now crying because your email has made me oh so_so sad”. well good. if this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little ass_wipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird sh_t that does weird sh_t during the day, this following message is for you:

do not go to tonight’s event

- lxlita

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