loudon wainwright iii - good ship venus كلمات الأغنية

on the good ship venus
by christ you should have seen us
the figurehead was a wh0r- in bed
sucking a dead man’s p-n-s

the captain’s name was lugger
by christ he was a b-gg-r
he wasn’t fit to shovel sh-t
from one ship to another

and the second mate was andy
by christ he had a dandy
till they crushed his c-ck on a jagged rock
for c-mming in the brandy

the third mate’s name was morgan
by god he was a gorgon
from half past eight he played till late
upon the captain’s organ

the captain’s wife was mabel
and by god was she able
to give the crew their daily screw
upon the galley table

the captain’s daughter charlotte
was born and bred a harlot
her thighs at night were lily white
by morning they were scarlet

the cabin boy was kipper
by christ he was a nipper
he stuffed his -ss with broken gl-ss
and circ-mcised the skipper

the captain’s lovely daughter
liked swimming in the water
delighted squeals came when some eels
found her s-xual quarters

the cook his name was freeman
and he was a dirty demon
and he fed the crew on menstrual stew
and hymens fried in s-m-n

and the ship’s dog was called rover
and we turned the poor thing over
and ground and ground that faithful hound
from teneriff to dover

when we reached our station
through sk!llful navigation
the ship got sunk in a wave of sp-nk
from too much fornication

on the good ship venus
by christ you should have seen us
the figurehead was a wh0r- in bed
sucking a dead man’s p-n-s

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