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logan whitehurst - farkle!!! كلمات الأغنية

hey man… is that, farkle, man?? yeah, man!! well, turn it up, man!
aaaaagh!

farkle!!

yes, friends, farkle is back and it’s gicantic_er than ever!
just look at these new features!
all factory interior, re_chargeable synchro adapter pack, big green override switch, and much, much more!
like a drink holder, two_tone carbine inter_wave, yellow cartridge, yellow telephone, automatic ‘gee_williker’ axel box, and much, much more!
like ‘american sunday rock_a_bye handkerchief’
but wait, there’s more!!
like the generation front page laptop, h_llo bottlecap!
now farkle has it all, and more!
like the limited edition signed by elvis himself
orville handshake whistle_top skydiving monkey
can you get more in the store?
yes! but wait, there’s more!
but you’ve already heard it, let’s go to the phones to see what people completely unlike yourself have to say about farkle
[telephone ringing]

h_llo?
“hi, i like farkle”
thanks for calling
[narrator hangs up]
h_llo?
“hi, i like farkle!”
thanks for calling
[narrator hangs up]
h_llo?
…h_llo?
hold on a second
[dialing]
“h_llo?”
hi, i like farkle!
“what the_”
[narrator hangs up]

and other hits by your favorite artists…

yes, friends, this year, the old farkle just got turned to the side a bit
and here’s the story of farkle as told by our celebrity spokes_figment, john_john the leprechaun

i’m john_john the leprechaun, top o’ the mornin’ to ye and yer kin
oy, when it comes to farkle, there’s only one story, and it goes like this…
[yodeling]
stretching me vocal chords for ya, how’d ye like it?
now, the story of farkle goes like this…
‘once upon a time in the [?] all tangled up.’ the end
so remember kids, ask for it by name, and sing this little song after you do
“farkle is good, buy it for me, cause farkle is something that i want more than life itself!”

ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ. ᴹᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉ ¹⁸ ᶦⁿᶜʰᵉˢ ᵒʳ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ. ᴸᵃᵗᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉˢ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ ᶦⁿ ᶜᵃⁿᵃᵈᵃ, ⱽᶦʳᵍᶦⁿᶦᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵐ’ˢ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ. ᶠᵒʳ ᶦⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ, ᵈᶦᵃˡ ⁵⁵⁵⁻⁴⁴⁴⁻³³³⁻²⁸⁷⁶⁵³⁴³¹²’ᵃʳᵉᵃ⁻ᶜᵒᵈᵉ’²³⁴¹²⁸⁸⁷⁷⁶⁶³³ᵖˣ⁵ᴳ. ᴰᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁿᶦᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵒⁿ ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ. ᴷᵉᵉᵖ ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ ᵃᵗ ʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ. ᴷᵉᵉᵖ ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉᶻᵉʳ. ᴸᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵃʳᵏˡᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵈᶦʳᵉᶜᵗ ˢᵘⁿˡᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ. “ᴼᵒ⁻ʷᵉᵉ⁻ᵖᵉᵉᵈ⁻ᵐᵉ⁻ᵍᵒᵐᵐʸᵎ” ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˢ, “ᴵ ʷᵉᵗ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᴹᵒᵐᵐʸᵎ ᵂᵃʰʰᵎ” ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵃˢˢᵉᵐᵇˡʸ ʳᵉᵠᵘᶦʳᵉᵈ. ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃᵈᵈ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉ ᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴᵃⁿᵈˡᶦⁿᵍ. ˢʰᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴᵃⁿᵈˡᶦⁿᵍ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ. ᵀᵃˣ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ. ˢʰᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵃˣ ᵒⁿ ᴴᵃⁿᵈˡᶦⁿᵍ. ᴴᵃⁿᵈˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵃˣ⁻ᵗᵃˣ ᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ˢʰᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿᵍ. ˢʰᶦᵖ ᵗᵃˣ ᶦˢ ʰᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ˢʰᶦᵖ ˢᵉⁿᵈˢ ᶜᵃˢʰ ˢᵉᵉ ᴼᴰ ᴸᶦᶜᵉⁿᶜᵉ. ᴰᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ᵈᵃʸ

if you order farkle now, you’ll receive, absolutely free, a complete set of the virgin islands
the virgin islands, located in the beautiful blue caribbean, make extremely large drink coasters or door stops
beat the talk of your hum_drum neighborhood, all thanks to farkle
while supplies last

- logan whitehurst

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