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lilcrumbz - my grocery store كلمات أغنية

[intro]
“okay sir, that will be eighteen dollars and seventy_six cents.”
“i’m sorry, do you know who i am?”
“yeah, some guy that spends too much time here.”
“there is a song coming your way…”

[verse 1]
i was sitting at home oh so lonely
i was at the counter when i wanted some bologna
ham with some codeine, later hit the pharmacy at the grocery store
got me buying some more
so many dollars spent you think i’m a wh0re at my core
all i need is my grocery store
‘fore i die of boredom from a lack of buying more than i need
the only thing i can’t buy there is weed, allegedly
but wheat products i can purchase in plenty, consumerism completes me

[verse 2]
walking down aisle 13 with thirteen bottles of shampoo
and six cases of mountain dew, ’cause i’m a boss bro, how ’bout you?
better not catch your behind in the dairy products on aisle two
or i’ma air out till your derriere is out
call me a frickin’ scout the way i’m searching for these fickle deals laid about
amounting coupons so i can lay them out
saw a six_year_old pouting in produce so i had to show him out
with my fist in his freaking snout
don’t ever cry on my zucchini or you gon’ feel my pounce
i hit freely when protecting my cucumbers and linguine
apricots more addictive than fent’
[verse 3]
to self_checkout or not is a hard_hitting question
on one hand, i gotta scan every item, like d_mn robot
and i know not how to find the barcodes l!ckety_split
so i sit in the line for the register, checking my grocery list

hmm okay, here’s this and here’s that
a bottle of ointment
a pair of shorts for my loin fit
if i get this i get a coin back for more sh_t
yeah, i got the slices of meat and of course packed the cheese to the peak of the cart
oh no – i knew i forgot something a while ago
i need to grab some bordeaux for when i get home
i gotta run back traversing the store like an archipelago

[hook]
run run run, run rabbit run
run run run, run grab it run
one two three, or nine for some fun

[verse 4]
make it back to the checkout line
i’ve lost my place in line
but while i’m here might as well grab some gum
then i remember i’m in walmart and go grab a gun
h_ll the opportunity presents and i gaffle me some tums, i love tums
walking with so much confidence in here you’d think i’m an a_lister
checking it twice, but you dropped the “a” in “aisle,”
suddenly you’re left with this being my own private owned place of rest
knowing every nook and cranny having some sort of guile

shopper of the fittest, everyone else is bile
i walk a mile in this store every day
knowing every which way i gotta walk to get to the place of what i wanna buy
in here so often that when they lower the coffin
it’s gonna be buried in the cough medicine where i visit often

should i get the benadryl or the mucinex?
saw another little kid, this one hacking up a storm
so i took a delsym and suplexed him out the door
i’m tired of these little kids disturbing the peace in my favorite grocery store

- lilcrumbz

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