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lil lego nissan - squidward not gay (15 min freestyle) كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1]
huh, huh, huh, squidward f_ck another b_tch
huh, huh, huh, he’s just suckin’ up on d_ck
huh, huh, huh, and i just ran up with it
huh, huh, huh, big bag of the f_ckin’ tricks
trix are for kids, trix are for kids, so are pedophiles, pedophiles are for kids
sike, that’s not cool, yeah, pedophiles drool
every day i’m wakin’ up with a f_ckin’ tool
underneath my bed, get to the bread every day of the week like
yeah, i get to the bread, i get to the bread
yeah, i get to the bread, i get to the bread
’cause the b_tch wanna give me fat head
but i like boys, so i said, “no, no, no,”
i said, “you gonna have to turn into a boy, hoe,”
gon’ have to turn to a boy
’cause i don’t like playing with toys anymore, i just like boy p_n_s in my b_tt
yeah, i just like p_n_s up the shut
every day i’m waking up, and i’m like, “what?”
“what? what? what day is it?”
oh, it’s tuesday, that’s cool, it’s blues day
thirsty, thirsty thursday, ajr with it
ajr with it, suckin’ on a d_ck with it
[bridge]
yeah, i’m suckin on some d_ck every day
’cause you know that i am super, super g_y
huh, huh, huh, and i do it like

[verse 2]
yeah, i do it like squidward k!lled himself, and i do it like
squidward hurt himself in the head
yeah, he put a shotgun to his head, now it blow like in the [?]
now whoever go in the same house, gon’ be haunted for the rest of they life
they gon’ be haunted with a f_ckin’ fat knife
shot, it was a shotgun, yeah, it was a shotgun, shotgun
and i do it like, yeah, i do it like
f_ck a b_tch another night, huh, huh, huh, huh
f_ck that boy like twice, i meant boy, not b_tch though, yeah, uh
only f_ckin’ man hoes, every day i’m waking up, i f_ck a [?] hoe, hoe, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, weezer, weezer
you just got weezered, yeah, you just got weezered
pull up to the block, every day, with a tweezer
and i cut your toe nails, because they so long, and i take that boy thong off, that thong
and i run up to your block with a schl_ng, with this song
with this song, it’s called, huh, it’s called “squidward not g_y”, huh
that’s because he isn’t g_y but i am, i am, yeah, sam i am
dr. suess, dr. suess, dr. suess is really cool, except that he dated his cousin, huh
now i am like a blood, and, sike
i’m not joinin’ any gangs because that’s not g_y, yeah
because that’s not g_y, pulled up in a r8
i just pulled up in a motherf_ckin’ [?], i am andrew tate, yeah, i am andrew tate, that’s right i’m bald
yeah, that’s right i ball, on these crackers every day, not gonna say anything ’bout, not gonna say anything ’bout
not gonna say ’bout bein’ g_y, ya, but that just defeat the purpose, huh
now i [?], huh
now, that d_ck, i need it urgent, huh
that second line was gibberish, now i f_ck up on a hit or miss
i don’t like, cl_toris, no, i don’t like cl_toris, i like boys on my cl_toris
yeah, that’s right, i got a cl_toris in my booty hole
every day, of the week, every day that i tweak, got a twink, got a d_ck
on his d_ck, on his d_ck, i’m about to get lit up from my boy, he my toy, every day
he my toy, he my toy, he my toy, yeah, yeah
obama, obama was the 44th president of the united states
he was the first black president of the united states, can we appreciate
he did a lot for the country, except suck d_ck please, obama let me suck your d_ck please
obama let me suck your d_ck please
obama let me suck your d_ck please, uh
lamelo ball, lamelo ball, i’m ballin’, i’m ballin’, lamelo ball, yeah
lamelo ball, he in charlotte, that’s like 2 hours away from me
now i suck d_ck with maximum, with maximum compacity, yeah
maximum compacity, yeah, finna suck up on your d, yeah
now i gotta take a pee, yeah
y’all wanna hear me f_ckin’ pee, yeah
[interlude]
_peeing_
_flush_

[verse 3]
yeah, yeah, yeah, that was me peeing, did you like me peeing
did you like me seeing, what your d_ck look like?
what your d_ck look like? yeah, doja cat is bald now, yeah
doja cat is bald now, that b_tch bald, that b_tch bald
that means her head looks like a f_ckin’ ball, like a ball
i wanna dribble that sh_t across the floor, across the floor
finna suck up on your d_ck at the door, before you leave to go to work, go to work, go to work
i’m just finna f_ckin’ twerk, f_ckin’ twerk
finna twerk up on your d_ck, on your sh_t, then i’m gonna eat your p_ss, yeah, i’m gonna eat your p_ss
like every day of the week, uh, uh, you makin’ me tweak, uh
squidward not g_y though, squidward not g_y though, not talking about squidward
not talking about squidward, let’s get to the main factor of this song, of this song
squidward only likes man thongs, sike, sike, sike, no he f_ckin’ doesn’t, huh, no he f_ckin’ doesn’t, huh
i don’t know what rhymes with “doesn’t,” i can’t think of anything on the spot, huh, huh
he likes to dot out women that he enjoys, huh
he does not play with s_x toys, unless it’s a male stroker toy from walmart, they actually sell those at walmart
they’re called “male stroker toys,” look for ’em next time you’re at a walmart, please do
i encourage you to do so, i encourage you to do so, or you better go to lowe’s
because lowe’s sells wood, and that’s for g_y people, because i get a wood when i see your dad
because he’s really really hot every day, yeah, because i like sucking d_ck every day, ’cause i’m g_y, ’cause i’m g_y
[bridge]
’cause i’m g_y, yeah, i’m g_y
do, do, do, do

[verse 4]
yeah, i just ran up all the money, yeah
why your baby looking funny, yeah
why your d_ck so curved like that, is it because you are fat, yeah
you weigh 350 pounds, you need to go to the f_ckin’ pound
because you need to lose some weight, yeah
i would appreciate, sorry for the voice crack, yeah
sorry for the voice crack, i just broke that boy’s back
sorry for the voice cracks, i just broke that boy’s back, huh
on his back then i’ma splat, huh
right up in his f_ckin’ chin, huh, right up in the crimson chin, huh
his [?] like timmy turner, finna suck up on your d_ck like timmy turner
timmy turner never sucked d_ck in the show, but i’m ’bout to show you why he did, but i’m ’bout to show you why he did
first and foremost, he never had a crush, yes he did, actually, i’m gettin’ this wrong
secondly, why were all his boys, boys, all his friends were boys
that seems kinda g_y, to me that seems kinda g_y
also why was mr. crocker so weird, why couldn’t he just have a beer, and chill, and chill
maybe he was queer, yeah, maybe he was motherf_ckin’ queer, yeah
maybe he was a queer man livin’ in his mom’s bas_m_nt, because he could never find a boyfriend
that would make a lot of sense now, headcanon mr. crocker is g_y
mr. crocker is g_y, which is good
i always had a crush on him, yeah, i’m in love with mr. crocker, that lean guy
he’s so sweet and so f_ckin’ kind, and i pulled up in his face with a knife
sike, i don’t love him anymore, he cheated on my
now i’m ’bout to break his f_ckin’ glasses, with a motherf_ckin’ plastic
every day i wake up, huh, huh, every day i wake up
i’m just finna suck on your nuts, i’m just finna go f_ck on your b_tt
then i’m gonna f_ckin’ go and suck on a b_tt
and i wanna go and eat on his nut

[bridge]
i’m gettin’ a headache now, i’m gettin’ a headache now
but that won’t stop me, that won’t stop me from rapping the truth
yeah, yeah, yeah

[verse 5]
i’m the goat, huh, i have a root beer float, uh
i have a root beer float, huh, that’s a song, i mean
that’s a line used in the song “red mist freestyle,” both in the original and the remix
i’m bouncin’ on a boy d_ck right now, bouncin’ on a boy d_ck right now, bouncin’ on a boy d_ck
huh, i just bounced that boy’s d_ck, huh, huh, i just bounced that boy’s sh_t
every day i wake up and i f_ck a boy with a mist, red mist, red mist, red mist, red mist
yeah, the red mist is comin’, i’m not kidding
finna suck up on your d_ck, cause i’m a villain
finna suck up on your d_ck, cause i’m a villain, i’m in [?] chillin’
[?], i didn’t know, sh_t like that, huh, until her booty was so fat
i mean his, yeah, i found a boy today, [?], he had a very nice booty
he had a very nice booty, i don’t think he was fruity though, i don’t think he was fruity though, but
one time i found a guy, he was at a grocery store, it was walmart, definitely walmart
we were weekly shopping for the week, then i found a boy, really nice glutes
really nice backbone if you know what i mean, it was the nicest thing i’ve ever seen
this boy was definitely fruity, i mean it was kinda like
if you took james charles’ g_yness, but mixed it with lil nas’ g_yness
well, kinda like his looks, and then you made a booty of kim k
and you put it on this boy who g_y, yeah

[verse 6]
yeah, getting sidetracked, squidward is not g_y, kinda like me, huh
actually no, i’m g_y, squidward isn’t, then why did i f_ck him last night, hold up why did i f_ck him last night?
was that a dream? or did he actually cream?
am i just pregnant? am i now pregnant?
i’m just [?], hold up
hold up, holy sh_t bruh, i might be pregnant, i might be motherf_ckin’ pregnant, huh
mom, i might be pregnant, mom, i might be pregnant
what did you do when you were pregnant with me? i need pregnancy tips
i need your d_ck tip inside of me right now, now
ha, i need a d_ck tip right inside of me, yeah
i need a d_ck tip that is pushing p, huh, pushing ungodly amounts of p, huh
that is the ocky way, indeed, huh, that is the ocky way, indeed, huh
suck up on your d_ck until that sh_t is clean
finna suck your d_ck until it [?], mike dean
he’s a really good producer, yeah, he works with kanye west
and he also works with me, he actually made this beat, sike, it was chro
sike it was chro, sike it was chro, he lil’ bro, he lil’ boat, yeah
he’s basically lil boat, except way better, huh
now i only get the cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar
cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, yeah
only get the motherf_ckin’ cheddar, yeah
you know that i got muhf_ckin’ reddit
and i look up g_y p_rn, and i’m lookin’ up g_y corn
of everybody that’s ever existed in the world, especially james charles
that boy booty so fat, oh my god, i just wanna, (_backshot noises_)
to that boy, all night long, to that boy, all night long

[bridge]
until i rip off his thong, ‘til i rip off his thong, until i rip off his thong

[verse 7]
i just pulled up in a wraith, i just pulled up in a g_y wraith
[?], g_y flag, and we were f___, yeah, we were f___
f______, we were f_____, we were f_____ boys
yeah, yeah, yeah, we were playin’ with all your f_ckin’ toys
i just ran up with a stick, and i f_ck on a boy
i f_ck on a boy, yeah, i f_ck up on a boy

[bridge]
who else wanna f_ck with me?
who else wants to f_ck with lil lego nissan?

[verse 8]
he’s the greatest rapper of our f_ckin’ generation like elijah wallace
top 3 goes: me, elijah wallace, and then yeat
suckin’ on a d_ck, every day, ‘till i flee
‘till i flee, ‘till i f_ckin’ flee, ‘till i f_ckin’ flee, ‘till i motherf_ckin’ flee

[outro]
by the way, this the end of the song, exactly 15 minutes
it was supposed to be longer but bandlab wouldn’t accept it, so
you’re hearing nothing from me any f_cking more
you’re a wh0re, you’re a wh0re, i love you

- lil lego nissan

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