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lil buttermilk - what i do in my freetime lyrics

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(verse 1)

when i get home
and i’m all alone
i pull down my pants
whip out my human plant
look at the clock (its time)
and start stroking my c_ck
which is hard as a rock (like dwayne)
get off tik tok (go to p_rn)
and start nutting in a sock
till its hard as minecaft bedrock

(chorus)

i be m_st_rbating
y’all be f_ckin hating
i be m_st_rbating
y’all be f_ckin hating

(verse 2)

i start ej_cul_ting
i begin emanc_p_ting
i just started stroking
had water at 3am (mmm) hydrating
rhyming about beating it is frustrating
my c_ck is pulsating
i just f_cked an asian b_tch, had to start translating
i told her what to do, call that dictating
finally busted, can finally start celebrating
(chorus)

i be m_st_rbating
y’all be f_ckin hating
i be m_st_rbating
y’all be f_ckin hating

(verse 3)

oh sh_t my mom walked in
straight after i begin
my mom knows it’s a sin
she gonna put me in the bin

(what r u doing)

(verse 4)

i grab the sheets
i put them over my meat
so i can’t skeet
i close out the tweet
and say i’m about to go back to sleep
(soon as she leaves)
i hope back in my seat
and opеn the tweet
and jack until i’m am complete
“arе you seriously watching p_rn by yourself”

(verse 6)

the f_ck does it look like
trynna watch two b_tches ride
got my axels moving like a bike
i’m trynna nut in one night
i wanna see two b_tches fight
accidentially saw g_y p_rn, what a big fright

(i ain”t g_y tho but)

(verse 7)

but sometimes it”s enjoyable
my sperm is very employable
the p_rn isn”t even buyable
i electrocuted my d_ck with a jumper cable
(zzzzz zzzz zzz zap)

- lil buttermilk

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