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kunt and the gang - women love a bastard كلمات الأغنية

when i was a young boy this kid neil he pulled the wings
off of daddy longlegs, and little flying things
the girls all flocked around him, to see the sk!ll he’d mastered
when i asked him why girls liked him he said, “women love a b-st-rd”

so when i grew up i must admit that once or twice
i went out with girlfriends and i tried to treat them nice
every time i did that it just ended in disaster
then i remembered neil’s advice, that women love a b-st-rd

b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
i quickened up my pelvic thrusts so i can climax faster
then i have a f-g and fall asleep cos women love a b-st-rd

so when i met my current bird i had to hatch a plan
to attempt to be a bigger b-st-rd of a man
she cooked a meal for valentines, i tried to play it cool
i took one mouthful, spat it out and threw it up the wall

when she posts a facebook status, i never once click ‘like’
on that cycle ride for charity i pushed her off her bike
i left her in the hospital, with her leg in plaster
while i went round and fucked her mum, cos women love a b-st-rd

b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
she broke down in church and ended up asking the pastor
why i did it. he replied, cos women love a b-st-rd

i bought her a 99 from that ice cream place
and when she went to take a lick i smashed it in her face
she’s got a nan with alzheimers, who’s not allowed out
i left her in her underwear on benfleet roundabout

then when she did that fun run to raise money for the hospice
i went home, got her toothbrush and i stuck it in some dog’s mess
i rinsed it off with water and before she went to bed
as she brushed her teeth i texted her and this is what it said:

dogshit dogshit, you brushed your teeth with dogshit
dogshit dogshit, you brushed your teeth with dogshit
i never come straight home from work i stay out and get plastered
i do it all to turn her on cos women love a b-st-rd

i superglued her eyes open and i must concede
i made her watch the sequel to the human centipede
i took her away from all her friends and got her hooked on crack
then i forced her to go on the game so she could pay me back

but it all backfired on me and she walked out today
to go live in a refuge, where abused women stay
so now i sit outside her window with a ghetto blaster
and play slipknot at 4am cos women love a b-st-rd

b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
b-st-rd b-st-rd, women love a b-st-rd
if you asked me why i did it all, your query would be answered
i was only trying to make her moist cos women love a b-st-rd
i was only trying to make her moist cos women love a b-st-rd

- kunt and the gang

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