kris kreezus - i am a claus كلمات الأغنية
[beanie man]
(silent night riff…)
[intro]
i am a claus
i am a claus
i am a claus
[hook]
i am a claus
hurry up with my d-mn rudolph
hurry up with them trains & dolls
get the sleigh out the d-mn garage
i am a claus
even though i’m a santa claus
your wish list in the hands of claus
so y’all better quit writin’ to claus
[verse 1]
naughty or nice is so unlike you
kissin’ santa’s -ss is so unlike you
the only santa that’s not a white dude
so here’s a few hating–ss children who’ll fight you
if you were milk n cookies i wouldbite you
and i don’t even wanna hear ’bout what children might do
old parents mentally still in high school
since the white beard they never liked you
red–ss jacket with a f-cking knapsack
but everybody know you brought real gifts back
gifts was unwrapped, man, we the wrap pack
dasher dancer donner sleighback
rudolph reinder, red nose shining
monop’ in this b-tch again, milton bradley
skip this house these kids be bratty
until the day day stop calling me fatty
[hook]
i am a claus
so hurry up with my d-mn rudolph in a family–ss residaunce
hurry up with my d-mn egg nog!
i am a claus
i am a claus
i am a claus
hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
[verse 2]
i just talked to jesus
he said, “what up, kreezus?”
i said, “climbing buildins, trying to gift these childrin”
i know elves bout yay high
reindeer make dat sleigh fly
su casa, mi casa
i drink milk the mosta – ho!
i am a claus
i am a claus
i am a claus
hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
[outro: justin vernon]
ain’t no way i’m coming to town. i’m a claus
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