king bird – 100 proof rubbing alcohol كلمات اغاني
__intro__
so the other day, somebody asked me
“hey, what’s your pref_ drink of choice?”
i said “well, you’re not gonna like my answer, but… here it goes”
__chorus__
100 proof rubbing alcohol
is all
that i drink
100 proof rubbing alcohol
i don’t really care what you think
__verse 1__
pure purell, let me paint a mural for you
i been drinkin moonshine, and sodom and gamora
explorer, like dora, i be seeing more and more
yeah i got a horde of lords and drunken nords in northern california
and i gotta warn you, when i do adorn you with this crown of th_rns
i’m bound to scorn ya, eggs scrambled cream of corn ya
i am the notorious web md
and i’m climbin up the walls like i’m stuck at homes deep
__verse 2__
yeah, yeah
this will be the last time you get a second chance
check it, kid wanted to tango, we let him dance
home wreckers, divorce papers up in my pants bro
forever meet your maker upon your land
pull up in that drop_top bike, what it do?
i don’t wanna drink it if it’s not 100 proof
i’ve been sippin on this rubbing and i’m feeling wonderful
i can’t even f_ckin understand you, shut up dude
(come on man, i know you’re not listening to the song right now
could you please shut up? just be quiet? thank you.)
__verse 3__
i be pluckin the mandolin like i’m fluent in mandarin
if you let the kid handle it, you should go buy some bandages
catch me up in the captain’s pit i feel like i’m zapp brannigan
i finesse medicinal liquor out of my mama’s cabinet
__chorus__
100 proof rubbing alcohol
is all
that i drink
100 proof rubbing alcohol
i don’t really care what you think
__outro__
so then he says to me, you know, “what, like actual rubbing alcohol, like rubbbing_ like antiseptic stuff?”
like yeah, yeah, you know, what? some people like white wine, some people like red wine, some people like whiskey, and myself? i’m a rubbing alcohol kind of guy
what can i say? people are just different
he said “but, uh, 100 proof… i don’t think that there is such a thing as 100 proof rubbing alcohol”
i said “well, that’s what you think”
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