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kill allen wrench - untitled كلمات أغنية

long period of silence

[womans voice]
“say my best album art description”
that’s kind of difficult
um…

uh_
you’ve placed me on the spot

[allen]
you just say__
[woman’s voice]
has a very kind side, but he likes to keep it a secret. _laughs_

[allen]
that’s humorous

[woman’s voice]
you do!
you have your public persona, and then you have what you are

[allen]
oh yeah, what am i?
[woman’s voice]
what are you?
i think, uh, deep down you’re a good guy__you’re a nice guy

[allen]
besides being a punk rock superstar

cuts to another audio recording
[__] means one person talking
{__} means someone talking over someone

[allen]
_it’s not a hate, it’s a jealousy
lеsbians have this jealousy of allen wrеnch; the ultimate_the biggest punk rockstar of all time!
(women laugh and talk over him)

[woman’s voice]
so, why do you hate lesbians so much?

[non_english man’s voice]
(?)

[allen]
first of all, it’s a big mistake that i hate lesbians
i don’t hate lesbians
{women}
allen wrench sucks d_ck!
[allen]
lesbians_
lesbians hate me because i am the definitive_
{women}
yeah!
assh0l_!
shut up!

[allen]
what? i’m the f_cking definitive punk rock star!
{women}
you don’t like women. _laughs_

[allen]
my f_cking band is 100% influenced by rockb_tch!
{women}
you suck!

[allen]
i have so many f_cking #### that are f_cking junkies and glue sniffers in my haram(?)
{women}
yeah, yeah, yeah. blah, blah, blah. _laughs_

[allen]
it’s a_ it’s a jealousy thing
it’s a total, 100% jealousy thing
{women}
jealousy on _your_ part
[allen]
and all these chicks_ all these chicks wanna’ be f_cking backstabbing each of their friends
“oh, i hate allen!”
“oh! i’ll stab this back_ stab f_cking this knife in the back of my friend!”
and then “oh!_”
{women}
“oh, oh, oh!”

[allen]
and then their friends get out of the loop and then i’m the next guy that f_cking rolls in there and f_cks them
{women}
yeah, yeah

[allen]
and it’s a total, 100% jealousy thing
and i don’t hate lesbians, i love lesbians. lesbians_
{women}
wow, wow, wow, wow. wait, wait, wait, wait_ _laughs_

[allen]
lesbians are the number one in the wrench stable
what’d you think of that, baby?

[women]
_laughs_
wait, wait_

allen wrench, you suck d_ck

wait, wait, wait, no. wait a minute _laughs_

[allen]
you guys are just jealous that i f_cking get more p_ssy than you do

[women]
_laughs_
wow!
{allen}
that’s the bottom line

[non_english man’s voice]
(?)

cuts to 3rd audio recording

[woman]
not one much can add on to superstardom, now is there?

[allen]
that’s the_ that’s the curse

[woman]
i_i_i_it’s the curse_
{allen}
the curse of superstardom; just like david bowie said

[allen]
like david bowie said, uh, you know
“fame’s something you want, until you have it.”

[woman]
so how do you live with this such…
uh_ monumentus curse?

[allen]
like a f_cking god
f_cking lots of chicks and drinking lots of booze
{woman’s voice}
nice

[allen]
loaded, behind the wheel every god d_mn day
my life is like a heavy metal video; chicks, booze, muscle cars, starlets, wannbe starlets, starlets on the_ on the way down, p_rn chicks tryna’ get out of the industry, p_rn chicks tryin’ to get in the industry, and chicks that are dying of bending over backwards to suck and f_ck their way to the top
that’s me, baby

[woman]
and you enjoy it, huh?

[allen]
oh yeah

[woman]
don’t feel like anything’s missing from your life at all?

[allen]
um…
one thing missing from my life__hold on, gotta’ pee

[woman]
_laughs_
besides bladder control!
_laughs_

silence

[woman]
there’s a lot missing from his life, he just doesn’t know it
and that’s the sad part about allen wrench…

he just doesn’t realize any of it

silence

[allen]
the only thing_ the only thing missing from my life is a, uh…
is another corvette, i like the corvette i have right now
{woman’s voice}
uh_huh

[allen]
but i’d like to have a brand new one
you know, like, convertible
{woman’s voice}
yeah

[allen]
you know, with a_ with a #### in it, with really big tits

[woman’s voice]
why a ####?

[allen]
because, lesbians are uh…
they’re_ they’re a curious thing
{woman}
_laughs_
who are they curious?

[allen]
lesbians, well, they put up this big thing
f_first of all…
i’m totally convinced that lesbianism isn’t even a s_xual preference

i’m totally convinced that it’s actually a political orientation underneath uh_ uh_ guys
i think, uh, lesbianism is just another branch of the democratic party
you know, anything like that

[woman]
so kinda like a femin_z_ type mortality

[allen]
i never said femin_z_
a feminist definitely
liberal f_cking con

you have a republican screwin’ some chick, these feminist’s get all p_ssed off

you got clinton b_tt_f_cking some intern and it’s okay, you know? we’ve got to past this, you know?

a lesbianism_
i know so many chicks_ so many ##### that are just like_ you know, they’re all, uh, curiously
you know, they got the rainbow stickers on their car, they wear the rainbow necklaces
and when we’re alone, curiously they want to be smoking my poll

[woman]
smoking your poll?
{allen}
yeah, exactly

[allen]
but its_ but they’re afraid to do it in public, you know what i mean?
you know, they don’t_ they still wanna…
they want me to f_ck them; they want my big, thick, black d_ck in their b_tt
but they, uh_ they don’t want their friends to know, you know?

[woman]
well, i think everybody feels that way
they don’t want any of their friends to know they’re f_cking you, allen

[allen]
yeah, but they will

[woman]
why do you think that is?

[allen]
’cause they’re afraid

[woman]
afarid of what?

[allen]
they’re afraid of a superstardom spotlights, the national enquirer, the uh_ the star magazine
{woman}
the national enquirer?

[allen]
they don’t want a picture of me and them
i mean, what are they gonna’ tell their parents?

“hey, allen wrench is a nice guy. but, he’s f_ckin’ in the ass so keep_ so keep the collage money coming.”

cuts to 4th audio recording

[woman’s voice]
oh sh_t!

guitar plays
[allen]
my_ my musical influences are_ are…
number one; uh, a band from the uk called rockb_tch
and number two are herin pcp
and the last one; joan jett
(crowed cheers)

[allen]
basically, tonight i want to get in here and get all f_cked up
(?)
_and start scr_w_ng the groupies
(?)

cuts to 5th audio recording

[allen]
_many of them
i mean, it’s just ridiculous
it’s just… you know, whatever. i mean, if you’re halyway you know_
if you’re in a middle of f_cking one of them and you don’t like her, you decide_ you just throw her out and you call in the next one
you know?

my d_ck has its own taking over machine
you know, when your number’s called
{woman}
yeah, when it’s kind of right next to bed, right there

[allen]
“bring your sl_t ass.” yeah, it’s like “bring your sl_t ass over into the bed.” and uh, get ringed
_barp_

it’s great

[woman]
is there anything you prefer to do rather than, uh_
{allen}
than eat?
[woman]
_eating, f_cking, and…
{allen}
eating?
uh, yeah. drinking

[woman]
_laughs_
and drinking?

[allen]
yeah, i like drinking
my favorite drinking partner is tom white

[woman]
oh, really?

[allen]
yeah

[woman]
y_you and he pretty close?

[allen]
no

cuts to 6th audio recording

[allen]
_on an upward scale, but i take any chick
uh…
(men chatter in the background)

[men]
just like joan jett

hey, allen, i think you’re cool!

[allen]
are we ready to rock?
okay

cuts to 7th audio recording

[allen]
all right, stright from germany. i want to introduce you to the, uh…
a very scary man, so you better be nice

boris! come on out!

crowed claps and cheers

i think allen begins speaking gibberish to mock german’s and the crowed is not happy and repeatably screams profanities, demands he gets off the stage, boos, and even threatens his life

[allen, still doing the voice]
ladies and gentlemen, punk rock’s most important band…
k!ll allen wrench!

music

cuts to 8th audio recording

[woman]
_drunk do you notice he’s here?

[allen]
no

[woman]
_laughs_
so, you guys are just kind of two solitary drunks joined together?

[allen]
there’s a bunch of people around

[woman]
oh, really?
{allen}
m_hmh

[woman]
you usually really like to have a lot of people around you, don’t you?

[allen]
i usually do have a lot of people around me, they’re trying to gravy train off my stardom

[woman]
and… what do you think about that?
i mean all these people around you_
{allen}
i think it’s cool, because, you know

[allen]
i mean, that’s what it’s all about
you know, it’s the, uh…
it’s not just “i’m a star and all you other people f_ck off.” you know?
{woman}
uh_huh

[allen]
it’s like, “i’m a superstar!” but it’s like_ it’s likes “all my friends_”
“it’s a gravy train all my friends are ridin’ for free”

[woman]
doesn’t it bother you that all?

[allen]
no, it’s cool

[woman]
that people are friends with you just because they want to ride your gravy train?
{allen}
no, no

[allen]
well, they’re not
i mean, i have a lot of people_ friends of mine that are just…
that are friends of mine before_ uh…
um…
you know, became this super international superstar that i am, and uh, they’re just like_ you know, they’ve always been around
i mean, it’s not they’re hanging out because they, you know, they’re going to get something
uh_ because usually, i’m hanging out and getting bonded and all the heroin and pcp and money and stuff comes from the people just hanging out with me
you know how much money i spend a year on drugs?

[woman]
how much?

[allen]
nothin’

[woman]
really?

[allen]
don’t spend anything

[woman]
you just have a ton of people that give it to you for free?

[allen]
i don’t know

[woman]
it’s just always there, huh?

[allen]
theres_ yeah, it’s everywhere. it’s like the, uh…
i don’t know
it’s like i live in the middle of__like a big, um…
it’s like a p_ssy plantation, you know, it’s just wrong
{woman}
a p_ssy plantation?

[allen]
’cause it’s growing on trees, you know

[woman]
so, you know, eventually everyone does fall apart, and stardom does fade

- kill allen wrench

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