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kessokrap band - big back house كلمات أغنية

[intro]
yuh, yuh, yuh_yuh_yuh_yuh
uh, uh, oh yeah

[verse 1]
i got fat stacks, fat stacks, fat stacks
and i got a motherf_cking fat ass, b_tch
that’s cuz i eat whoppers every single day, b_tch
i can’t put down the cup, but i can’t put down the bag of fries, b_tch! (yo, uh_uh_uh)
they said to put the fries in the bag
but i can’t stop putting them in my mouth
just like a motherf_cking c_ck! (yeah)
and then my fatness f_cked me over
cuz one day, i woke up late, i woke up late from eating five pizzas
and i was late for motherf_cking work
then i had to catch the bus, i had to catch the bus
but my fatass was running late for the bus, too! f_ck!
so i kept trying to run for the motherf_cking bus
but i couldn’t f_cking run cuz i was moving bout 0.6 miles per motherf_cking hour
i ain’t gonna translate that to kilometers, you f_cking european f_cks, b_tch, yo
i couldn’t make it to the bus stop
then i got fired from work, b_tch
now that i’m homeless and can’t pay the rent
maybe i’ll finally lose some motherf_cking weight
but then everyone started giving me some motherf_cking big macs on the motherf_cking street
they won’t give me money; they won’t help me find a job
they just keep giving me food, cuz this fat boy really wants some food
i told them to stop giving me motherf_cking chicken nuggets
but nah, nah, nah, they don’t wanna give me no motherf_cking spare change
they’re just gonna eat a mcchicken right in front of my motherf_cking face
drop the leftovers like i’m a greasy dog
then i crawled my down to f_cking wendy’s
i begged the manager for a f_cking job
then the managers told me “you could get the job
but you gotta do one thing for me”
one, one thing for me
i asked “what the f_ck do you want me to do?”
she said “you gotta do one single jumping jack!
and then you get the job, then you get the job!
better yet, better yet, better yet, i’ll give you a motherf_cking manager role, b_tch, i’ll give you the whole motherf_cking store!”
the district manager came in and said they’re gonna make me the ceo of the motherf_cking company if i do one jumping jack
then i got up, i tried to do the jumping jack, yeah, yeah, yeah
i tried to do the jumping jack, then i turned over like a f_cking beach ball!
i failed, i failed, i failed, b_tch
i failed, i failed, i failed, b_tch
and then they laughed at me

- kessokrap band

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