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i was sitting in a frozen yogurt shoppe the other day
just talking to a pretty girl
exposing myself to culture
when in walked a wild_eyed woman
she walked straight up to me and she tapped me on the shoulder
and she said
“if i ever have a son, i’m gonna name him ooky.”
i said, “good choice. but wait a minute ma’am, what does that mean?”
she smiled a toothless grin at me and said:

i was walking down hollywood boulevard the other day and i saw a man sitting on top of leonard nimoy’s star
you remember leonard nimoy
he was mister spock
anyway, this man’s sitting on top of leonard nimoy’s star with a can of turpentine and a styrofoam cup
and he’s pouring the turpentine onto the styrofoam cup
watching it dissolve
just this styrofoam cup melting right there into mr. spock
and he’s leaned over the cup
and he’s talking to it in a real low voice
he says:
“cuppy, cuppy… ah, cuppy… hey, cuppy, cuppy… don’t you go away.”
and i said “excuse me sir, but are you talking to that styrofoam cup that you’re melting there on the sidewalk in a big ol’ puddle of turpentine?”
he said, “yes, yes i am.”
i said “wow… but wait a minute sir, what does that mean?”

you got to think for yourself…

alright, check this out. i was walking down the boardwalk the other day
just being bored, walking
so i reach the end of the pier
and who should i see but elvis
the king himself!
yeah, that’s him
and he’s just standing there
all fat and doughnut crumbs in his beard
and he’s got this little dog with him
and the dog was wearing sunglasses
and i had to know, so i walking up to the little dog and i said:

hey puppy, puppy… ah, puppy, puppy… hey, puppy puppy… what’s with the shades?

and the little dog looked up at me and he said
“michael culross jr. eats bugs… and he likes it!… your momma!”_
or some such nonsense
and i didn’t understand that so i turned to elvis and i said
“hey king. what does that mean?”
he said:
you got to think for yourself…amen

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