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kadooh - wiser then me lyrics

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[verse 1]
i ain’t a learnin’ man, no college degree
i p-ssed math ’cause the head of the cl-ss was coin dexter next to me
i could throw a touchdown p-ss to get the hometown queen
hold the crown my deer ’cause the king of beers is my redneck royalty
couldn’t p-ss the bar, nope, even if i tried
’cause there’s a crowded room crankin’ 80’s tunes
with pretty ladies packed inside

[chorus]
the sharpest tool in the shed
i never claimed to be
but it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud’s wiser than me
a little light in the head
no the brightest bulb on the tree
but it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me

[verse 2]
i can’t [?]
i can’t write a poem
i’m good at arts and crafts with aluminum cans
and wavin’ fingers made of foam
never been to france
or sailed across the sea
but i can tip ’em back at that ol’ race track in bristol tennessee

[chorus]
the sharpest tool in the shed
i never claimed to be
but it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud’s wiser than me
a little light in the head
no the brightest bulb on the tree
but it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me

[bridge]
i got a heart made of gold
yeah, i wear blood on my sleeve
so it don’t matter that bud, bud, bud, bud, bud is wiser than me
i ain’t a learnin’ man, no college degree (nah)
but i’ll be one beer wiser by the crack of the can
and even better after three

[chorus]
the sharpest tool in the shed
i never claimed to be
but it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud’s wiser than me
a little light in the head
no the brightest bulb on the tree
but that don’t matter that bud-bud-bud-bud
no it don’t matter that bud-bud-bud-bud-bud is wiser than me

- kadooh

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