justin sane - the worst case scenario survival handbook lyrics
you can…”learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car
survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
deliver a baby in a taxi cab
survive a poisonous snake attack
jump from a moving car, break down a door
ecsape from killer bees…” and so much more
“the worst case scenario survival handbook
the indispensable indestructable guide
for surviving lifes sudden turns of the… worst!”
“caution: book will explode if scanned”
luckily, i bet the next edition will tell
how to survive when a book explodes
you can…”learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
identify a bomb, take a punch!
deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite
leap from a motorcycle to a car
wrestle free from an alligator.”
“the worst case scenario survival handbook
the indispensable indestructable guide
for surviving lifes sudden turns of the… worst!”
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