john sakars - i got a vasectomy lyrics
if i have s_x with someone
i could get an infection or disease
but one thing that will never happen
is i’ll never help make any babies
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s_m_n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
there are seven billion people in the world
that is quite enough
i encourage you to get a vasеctomy
let a doctor operate on your stuff
thе procedure only takes 20 minutes
afterwards, make sure to keep your b_lls clean
your b_lls may bruise a little bit
but that’s better than raising a screaming sh_t machine
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s_m_n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
my s_m_n is all juice and no seeds
there are no sperm in my s_m_n
my s_m_n is all juice and no seeds
there are no sperm in my s_m_n
my s_m_n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s_m_n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s_m_n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s_m_n can’t get anyone pregnant
i’ve got nieces and nephews
that’s good enough for me
i can play with them any time i want
and i don’t have to clean up poo or pee
i can’t afford to raise a child
i’m glad i got a vasectomy
if you’re looking for a guy who can get you pregnant
that guy is certainly not me
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s_m_n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s_m_n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
yeah
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