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jeff dunham - roadkill christmas (bubba j) lyrics

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got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
my wife rides in the back because she won’t shut up
there’s a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
i gunned the motor and run over him

it’s a roadk!ll christmas
venison pretenderized
it’s a roadk!ll christmas
’cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

she loaded him into the back of the truck
i was driving us home, that’s when he done woke up
i couldn’t believe what i saw in my rear-view mirror
my wife was a-wrestlin’ with a mad deer

it’s a roadk!ll christmas
she had fifty pounds over him
it’s a roadk!ll christmas
it was no time ’til she had him pinned

by the time we got home, he was her pet
that night, he slept on my side of the bed
i had to spend the night out in my truck

but i had some beer, so i didn’t give a… darn

-jeff: bubba j, that was close.-
-bubba j: yeah i know, i almost said d-mn.-

a couple days later, i made him a deal
if he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
i covered his antlers with foil and then
i plugged the t.v. cable into his rear end

it’s a roadk!ll christmas
every sunday, he’s up on my roof
it’s a roadk!ll christmas
i get nascar and the nfl, too

it’s a roadk!ll christmas
that dumb deer changed my life
it’s a roadk!ll christmas
next time, i’ll run over my wife!

- jeff dunham

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