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jake hole - lowe's ii كلمات أغنية

[intro]
yeah, yeah
wow, frick
yeah
uh, uh, uh

[chorus]
black and decker what i’m calling his p_ck_r
i don’t do dewalt, i’d rather buy makita
that hammer on me like a freelance homewrecker
i ride on top like shōtarō in akira
ryobi, ryobi, ryobi can blow me
i bought a sawzall and it broke in a year (yeah, yeah)
and i yell out “tada” and appear in your rear (yeah)
and just like a john deere (yeah)
i’m riding, switching gears (yeah, yeah)

[verse 1]
i put a d_ld_ on top of a power drill
and that thing came from milwaukee
home of the bucks and the kia boys
number one tool brand, for real
or at least in thе top three
now employees at the lowe’s wanna stop mе
they said they caught me on the cam getting c_cky
on top of the model kitchen island
right by the appliances aisle
l!cking it and giving sloppy
this literally just like 1984
paying customer got blocked at the door
just for yanking on it
like i was starting a mower
now some are electric and don’t got a cord
my tool got that power for sure
leaves all the men feeling sore
play for the team called the packers
but this isn’t football
nah, deepstroking a b_tt’s how you score
yeah
[chorus]
black and decker what i’m calling his p_ck_r
i don’t do dewalt, i’d rather buy makita
that hammer on me like a freelance homewrecker
i ride on top like shōtarō in akira
ryobi, ryobi, ryobi can blow me
i bought a sawzall and it broke in a year
and i yell out “tada” and appear in your rear
and just like a john deere
i’m riding, switching gears

[verse 2]
i’m calling up lowe’s
and i’m filing complaints
’cause i miss getting wicked
right next to the paint
and i don’t do home depot
don’t frick with the orange
but sometimes i switch up
for milwaukee things
and do i buy the echo or ego
for whacking the weeds?
’cause i got a bush that’s in need
ego electric is catching my eye
’til i see the price plus a new battery, sheesh
i’m not buying online, i’m going inside
it’s brick and mortar ’til the day that i die
extra security when i’m approaching
but i’m skattebo, way i move through the line
lowe’s 2, lowe’s all on my mind
got lowe’s blue clothes on all times
bro to bro, give me a ride
to the best home improvement store for diy
[chorus]
black and decker what i’m calling his p_ck_r
i don’t do dewalt, i’d rather buy makita
that hammer on me like a freelance homewrecker
i ride on top like shōtarō in akira
ryobi, ryobi, ryobi can blow me
i bought a sawzall and it broke in a year
and i yell out “tada” and appear in your rear
and just like a john deere
i’m riding, switching gears
black and decker what i’m calling his p_ck_r
i don’t do dewalt, i’d rather buy makita
that hammer on me like a freelance homewrecker
i ride on top like shōtarō in akira
ryobi, ryobi, ryobi can blow me
i bought a sawzall and it broke in a year
and i yell out “tada” and appear in your rear
and just like a john deere
i’m riding, switching gears

[outro]
huh
man, i got wood like lowe’s, huh
man, i got wood like lowe’s, huh
man, i got wood like lowe’s, huh
man, i got— what? huh
man, i got wood like lowe’s, huh
man, i got wood like lowe’s, huh
man, i got what? yeah

- jake hole

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